Not nasty, just nuts. ;D

nuts or hazlenuts, cadburies take them and cover them in chocolate!

I prefer chili nuts

 

I wish there was such a thing as a chili nut tree, or whatever nuts grow on

Try putting aftershave on your bollocks, then we'll talk about chili nuts. ;) ;D

Or deep heat.... :D

never thought of deep heat *gets out a tube of deep heat* Any volunteers? ;D

Deep heat??? Tried that lol its.........interesting :D

Does this mean you're my first volunteer?

Hell yeah! im too stupid too be scared  :D shall i bring the chillies too :P

You do like this sort of thing, don't you... :-\

No comment *leaves room quietly*

No comment for you, gravy?

Try putting aftershave on your bollocks, then we'll talk about chili nuts. ;) ;D

 

O_o  Really?

Really. ;D

I think you may have found a way to control Sammie there El ;)

I don't think I'll try that in the near future

I thought not. :D

I've heard it's unpleasant!

You could just ask Lee Evans how unpleasant it is. ;D

*eyes aftershave* no old spice, thats the worst, like being tortured by your dad :P

:o Never old spice...yuk!!!

How about Lynx then? ;)

Needs to be a bit more astringent, got to get the burn! ;)

Well you find something, you have good taste. ;)

Well it can't be any worse then getting half a bottle of nail vanish remover splashed in your eyes! I did that once messing around with an ex girlfriend, i pinched her bottle and jumped on the bed, and whoosh, splashed it up in my face(my accident), oh how i screamed, oh how she laughed :D