*ate already*

*shoots both of them in order to take over Fiddlesticks*

*realizes that they're vampires, so it has no effect*

*tries soul reaping to little more effect*

*gets frustrated and reaps someone else's soul*

*laughs* *likes her soul*

*raises eyebrow, since she cannot have a soul, as it has already been reaped*

*notes that Death and God tried to take it a long time ago and failed for being too weak*

*notes that vampires tend to avoid both God and Death, but for diff reasons*

*laughs but is still afraid of her soul*

*chuckles in grim amusement*

*reminds self to show this thread to a girl (not girlfriend) friend who thinks only dudes talk about death*

*leaves*

*waves good bye to bullets that are falling. aka, fob of keys*

*leaves some moar*

*realizes that I don't actually talk about death all that often...*

*points out that she does when the Grim Reaper (yo) is around*

*steals miss eel*

 

*rhymes for dimes*

*steals her back*

*carries her to her house*

*decides that mr bakers dozen here is quite the bore*

*decides that falling bullets doesn't share my sense of humor*

*does not appreciate being stolen*

*thinks that since Eel is almost as powerful as herself her soul can not be stolen either*

*points out that I'm stealing Eel, not her soul*

*also points out that as the Grim Reaper, I'm at least as powerful as anox*

*laughs*

*points out Anox has Lanfear's channeling + vampire*

 

*steals Eel back*

*is happy to be stolen this time*

*rolls eyes*

*vanishes with Eel to other side of the world*

 

 

 

 

*gets down on one knee and imploringly gazes at her*

*asks her if she will...

prefer to be stolen by the Grim Reaper, an immortal vamp, or herself*

*embraces the True power*

 

*rips the pattern to the hole where the fake Death went*

 

*grabs Eel*

 

*weaves True Power Air to hold fake Death in place*

 

*Travels away*

*steps out of the pattern with Eel, since I is Death's VP*

*uses company car to drive to an alternate reality (but not a "mirror world") with Eel*