*arches an eyebrow*

 

*embraces as much True Power as she can hold*

 

*burns that alternate reality away, and laughs as the Car drops down in front of her*

*steps out of the pattern with Eel, since I is Death's VP*

*uses company car to drive to an alternate reality (but not a "mirror world") with Eel*

*realizes TP beats car*

 

*goes with Anox :P*

*smiles and is glad to have her girl back*

*snorts at anox's use of balefire 2.0*

*is mildly saddened by Eel's rejection*

*notes that I will use everything my arsenal to keep Eel with me*

 

*points out all other women are fair game for you though*

*nods politely, and moves to my own circle of friends for dating*

*is mildly offended that anox thinks that I would date w/ someone 3 yrs older than me*

*doesn't take chances with men they have let me down far too often*

*realizes that that's why anox is lesb*

*feels sorry for Anox that she has been slighted so*

*notes my orientation has nothing to do with how I've been let down by men*

*nods to anox, but still thinks it's a contributing factor, even if subconscious*

*shakes head*

 

*notes lord is too young to understand*

*remembers how emails addressing me begin with "Dear Lord,"*

*sides with Anox on this one: You is what you is*

*grins with success in corrupting Eel with bad grammar*

*nods "indeed" to both, but points out that'll change; perhaps even within weeks*

*points out you are incorrect*

 

*notes I was attracted to women LONG before men let me down*

*notes that I have acknowledged that already*

*wonders if she was referring to sth else*

*shakes head*

*shakes anox's head some more*

*picks up 13 and throws him across the room*

*sighs since anox has not yet learned that I am incorporeal*

*wonders if the TP can force him to corporeal form....*

*points out that it can't, as I am outside the domain of the Dark One and Creator both*

*knows that is a lie*

*knows that anox does not know the truth, and so forgives her for thinking of me as a liar*