*laughs raucously*

 

It's 4 AM for me, dudebutt.

Sure it is, Meesh, sure it is

 

How can it be two times at once, eh?

 

TELL ME HOW!?

Yay!  Meesh will be late for...school?

Be cool, stay in the pool!

Even after the 1 year old goes poopies?

Well

 

You should consider fishing that out

 

THAT'S WHAT SWIM DIAPERS ARE FOR!

 

I'm more worried about guys blowing snot in the water.

 

It happens.

What if it's like...diarrhea?

I'm more worried about the fact (at least so the papers say!) that we drink a helluvalot of urine when bathing in public baths

 

ewwww

Public baths?

 

EW.

 

If it's, like, diarrhea, then it probably will stain the water, not leave droppings.

oh dear god

 

It's been contaminated!

Obviously, meesh.  Which is why it's not always cool to stay in the pool

HEADSHOT

Nope.  You shouldn't be bringing a sick 1-year-old to the pool anyway.  EVIL PARENTS

 

EDIT

 

MUAHAHAHA

The water! It's brown!

I'd post a pic that's relevant, but...I don't think I have the stomach right now.

Too early in the morning

Well, I'm a little sick from Sacramento.

How so?

 

*shoves an old-fashioned mercury thermometer into Sagey's mouth*

What happened there? :o

DO TELL

I think it was something I ate.  I'm going to bed now.

GOOD NIGHT

 

WAIT

 

IT'S NOT NIGHT

 

You know, Sagey, roadkill's not really a good food choice.  Just saying.

Morning ;D