Dsage, your mind, I only meant with toys and such, don't you put a stocking out for Santa?

I don't, not anymore. Me and hubby just leave stockings under the bed for each other.

You make Santa crawl under your bed? :o

No, didn't say that. ::)

I still do, I keep hoping...

I stopped letting my MiL do stockings for us cause she just filled it with useless clutter. :P

ah.  Kept getting coal, eh?

No, but I wouldn't be surprised if she did leave me some this year. :D

Yeah, you wouldn 't want you MiL doing that..

 

:o

 

What am I saying, I mean I'm sure Santa doesn't do that. (just in case someone looks over my shoulder)

I actually wouldn't mind some coal this year. :P

Need it for your doomsday device?

I don't do doomsday. 

Fine

WMDs?

WKD?

WKD is gross.

 

And we all know the WMDs didn't really exist.

Maybe becasue they didn't have any coal, had oil, but not coal *nods*

Well that explains everything!

Actually, we don't KNOW squat.

*squats* ;)

I always suspected...

That they were deep in my rectum the whole time?

I HAS THE KILLER FART! >:D

*channels a barrier around mcs quick*

Pfft

*channels weaves of air and fire into the fart so that they break through the barrier*

*balefires them out of mcs*

 

No need to worry about them now!

Why not just balefire mcs and be done with it? :P