I always win my bets ... but that's because I play by the "Heads I win, Tails you lose" rules  ;D

Ahhh but i am your god you know, so in the end i always win, even when you think you do*ggls*

 

... Yah ... only I would have a God who giggles ...  ::)

 

You're the type I would have to drag out the Celestial Pub to come attend to your worshippers, aren't you?  ;D

And you'd probably be without your pants too  :P

Pants???

 

Darlin' commando all the way ;D

So you wear a dirty white dress? Pardon ... robe  :D

Well actually it is a rather fetching Nun's Habit........it allows me to mingle with my minions without them realising that the sexy Nun is really their all powerful Deity  ;)

Anyone who would worship you would probably not consort with Nuns ... *grins and winks*

Excellent

 

Just the sort of ppl i would want to "consort" with then ;)

But of course ... like attracts like, after all  ;D

Oh dear, i am in trouble then :o

Of course not! You're the God, after all - we just hear and disobey *angel face*

Since when?*lol*

 

More like you hear and ignore and do as you please while telling me you obey ;D

It's for your own good - honest. It's the duty of a priestess to do what's best for her God *nods*

 

And to smack him upside the ear if he doesn't do what he should.

The word is "minion" Elgee ;)

But of course, Oh Mighty One! *Pats on cheek* ... Here, have another tankard of ambrosia, Dearest.

Ambrosia?

 

There used to be a company over here who made "rice puddings" and they called them ambrosia........when i came into my "deity" my first task was to balefire that company....damn rice puddings ;D

*Beams fondly and genuflects* And such a good and awesome God you are too!

*rofl*

 

I think that is the first time the "awesome" word has ever been applied to me ::)

 

*Grants his most devoted minion a wish*

*Applies liberally with butter*  ;)

 

A wish ... hmmm ... well, there's this coven of unholy unbelievers who have preached sedition and sullied thy name. Wouldst thou in thine infinite awesomeness consider balefiring them, Oh Mighty and Awesome One? They call themselves the Monkeypality.

 

;D

Your wish is my command Elgee ;)

*Feeds the Mighty One virgins and sacrifices peeled and pitted grapes to Him*

 

;D

Virgins are no good to me....i demand experience in my sacrificial lambs.........BAA!!!!! ;D

You sure an old goat wont do?

Actually i have been thinking of changing my title to G.O.A.T.

 

But did not want to come across as arrogent*lol*

I thought Owen the Sheep God had a nice ring to it ...