I don't know why.  I guess I just don't get it.  But many people find it funny.

Really?  I don't know why either.

I know it's connected somehow to Al Gore, but that's about it.

I didn't even know that much.

How shocking.

Yeah, I only know that from South Park.

I don't mind at all, I know how bad my typing is, lol

It happens to us all.  It's just that yours tends to be so...colorful.

I forgot about this one.  Yep.

So SAY something.

I did.  What?  You couldn't hear me?  I didn't think so.

No, you're too far away, like 3 feet or something.

At least.

 

Yeah, at least.

I think my hearing's all screwy.

 

I can see two of you.

I can think three of you and not be terrified.  It's that late.

Wow, it must be that late.

 

If I thought there was more than one of me, I'd hide under my bed in fear.

 

 

Well, not under my bed.  There's not enough room because of my storage bins.

Plus all the dust bunnies that you torture every night.

Hey now, mister, they DESERVE it.  They really do.

 

They're pure evil.  Why else would they live in the dark under my bed?

To hide from you, of course.

:'(

 

This is a cyclical miscommunication and self-fulfilling prophecy...

Too many big words.  Let's just call it, Hot Pocket.

What's IN the Hot Pocket of Doom?

Doom, obviously.

Hm, that seems too obvious to be real.

 

Are you trying to pull a fast one on me?

You're the one who named it the Hot Pocket of Doom.

When I said "of" I meant "from."

 

You know, like "de" in spanish means "of." But it equates "from," basically.  Soy de California.  I'm from California.

 

>.>

 

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