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I will remember to be carefull indeed. Rabid Sith squirrel...that doesn't sound good at all. Jack Bauer!! *runs screaming* Keep him away from us!! You know..wouldn't it be cool to have a Jack Bauer-ism site? You know how they have that site where they talk about all those different things for Chuck Norris? Well..Jack Bauer would whip Chuck Norris so why shouldn't "The Jack" have Jack-isms or Bauer-isms? (Not sure which sounds better)

 

 

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This is the way I see the Chuck Norris-Jack Bauer thing:

 

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

 

Jack Bauer can make Chuck Norris cry.

 

You see?  It's like...they work together rather than against each other.

 

Although I will admit they did duke it out in the beginning (the Big Bang).

Yes, under the tutelage of fanboy over here, I have come to see that Jack Bauer is indeed slightly more awesome than Chuck Norris.

 

But only slightly.

 

;) :P

First movie with them, awesome.  Second movie with them, almost as awesome.  Turning them into a Cartoon series?  FAIL!

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