*pokes Reyler with Ed*

*pokes Anox with toaster*

*crams ed into the toaster*

 

*drops it Onks' bathtub*

Are you going to join me in the bath my darling?

Digital Bath, that's an awesome song. It's about the singer luring a girl to a hotel bathtub and then dropping a stereo in there with her.

*waits in toaster for them to get in the tub*

They will get it....all the electricity.

That... isn't really what I was talking about.

But it is what I was talking about, which is what matters.

No... I want a bath tub that is large enough for two people :D

I think I'd settle for a tub big enough for one, but they don't seem to have those here.

There is something sensual about bathing with another person though. :D

I can barely stand handshakes, so, probably out of my league for now.

No.. I mean with that special someone, not just random strangers :D

And I was explaining that I have an aversion to physical contact and beyond that emotional intimacy, both of which would hamper any possible pleasure I might glean from such an experience.

Well... true... but... I think the point still stands... I don't want to get in the tub with someone I don't know :D

Unless there was money involved.

I don't know if I could do that for money...

What about stock car racing for money?

I've done that for money... well drag racing anyway.

*saw something about doing drag for money, walked right on past*

Drag racing you know... where you race cars in a straight line to see which is faster.

Yes I knew what you were talking about, I was just trying to sully it for my own amusement.

Well, don't.

:P

 

We have seen how that failed.

 

:D

*waits for punishment*

Well don't sully my semi serious sport :P

You don't need to provoke me for me to kick your ass, ed. Although if you are determined to provoke me, you could do better than just pronouncing "fail" over and over.