My brain?

naw, merely a trolll

So you're one major things? Plural?

me? a troll?!?!? I'm shocked and appalled that you'd suggest such a thing :o

*smiles innocently* It surely wasn't intentional... You can't seriously think I'd suggest something like that on PURPOSE? >.>

 

*weaves a daisy chain*

I forgive you, if only because you're pretty :P

Awww....

 

Ain't anyone ever told you not to hit on internet chicks? >.>

I dunno Flab, you've got the tusks for it.

hehehe, I know...its been my downfall :P

Reyler, I have a very important question for you.

It's such an important question that it will self destruct in 10 seconds :P

Naw, give it 24 hours.

awww, booooooooring

*pops the question, rather than waiting around for reyler to respond*

 

reyler, will you marry me?

she evidently does not! MWAHAHAHAHAH *keeps you all to himself* YAY

Give her a chance to respond... >.>

NEVAR!!!!!! *steals you and doesnt give you to anyone* :P

Awww, but you SAID it was all right! >.>

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

 

Or, at all, really.

And here I was all ready to exchange vows.... *sighs with disappointment*

I vow to saw your head off and hollow out your eyes to use your skull as a bowling ball should we ever meet, how's that?

No matter how illegal it might be?

Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.

I wonder what she'll do to me >.>

Something that you will never forget. It will probably involve some part of your body being used as something else, or some other form of inhumane torture.