You mean like this one of Tim?

 

Exactly like that. You know me so well it's scary.

I haven't talked to that bastard in years. He's probably forgotten all about that picture anyway. Assuming he was sober enough to realize he'd taken it in the first place, which I doubt.

Yay for reminiscing!!!!

Sometimes it seems that's all I ever do.

*is inside you*

*contorts until it crushes you*

Like...like... Um... Zlata, right? >.>

Aw, you remembered!

 

I forgot how pretty she is....

 

Though those shoes are a bit much.

Half of what I envy Zlata for is her wardrobe.

I didn't comment on her clothing precisely because I remembered you like that type of stuff. It's really shiny. >.>

 

The shoes would be sexy if they weren't like...platforms.

Depending on your taste, that sort of thing is also sexy. For instance,

 

I suppose.... I personally don't find it attractive, but I can kind of see why it might be considered sexy to some.

I guess the really high heels kind of ruin it for me. I think ballerinas en pointe look hot, but the heels....

It should be noted that they are very much fetishwear; part of the appeal is how hard they are to walk in - they're almost like bondage without any true restriction of movement.

Ah, bondage. That makes more sense now. >.>

 

People and their fetishes, I tell you.

I used to be able to bend like that lady. No joke. But that was when I was ten and now I have bone related problems that are annoying... my sisters can still do it though...

It's not very common for women of average height, as Zlata is.

I believe it.

All the other contortionists on the net seem to be like under five feet and look like they're still fifteen or something.

Like gymnasts, eh?

They're usually the same thing. The contortionists, though, don't usually have the same muscle buildup.

That makes sense. You know a lot about this kind of thing, hm?

It's simple observation! It's not like I investigate this stuff.

Are you sure about that, rey-rey? ;)