*gets a headache in the afterlife, and a nosebleed*

*jumps down and up*z

*pulls the trampoline out from underneath*

But the trampoline was above....

....SPIRIT FINGERS!

... get into all the naughty places without being seen?

For shame! >.>

 

Something more along the lines of jazz hands, though.

Jazz hands, eh? *swaps an i for that first a*

Ew.

 

That is all. Ew.

Actually that could work with both a's swapped out for i's, too.

Did I ever mention that there's the ever-so-small possibility of me getting married this summer?

 

Probably isn't gonna happen, but.... One can always hope.

Parents found a buyer?

They didn't need to, they got rid of me about 2 weeks ago.

So you've decided to get into the mail-order bride game, eh?

That sounds like fun, I should've done that. Would've turned out better than just plain moving out has.

Nobody wants a mail-order bride from Amerika, though. It's all Russians and Vietnamese and whatnot.

I suppose you'd know, eh?

Wikipedia does, and that's about all the investigative research I care to attempt.

Wikipedia LIES!

This is Amerika, where any source that confirms my own bias is the only arbiter of legitimate truth, whether or not they're talking out their ass.

So that's why you're still living here. You like being right!

Actually that was just another one of my occasional jabs at the Fox News culture.

I don't watch/listen to/read the news anymore. I'm lazy.

That's okay, they're not really a news network.

None of them? THERE ARE NO NEWS NETWORKS ANYMORE?!?!??!