No, because your not a man.  I hope

Well, I'm not.  A man, I mean.

 

I was angry.  Or frustrated, or disappointed.  I think disappointment is the most accurate term here.

Sounds like something a 19 year old would do....

Or a 16 year old.

Or some 23-27 year olds I know...

Or just plain females.

That about sums it up...

*hides from incoming angry females*

Well, not all females are THAT stupid.  Love definitely makes people do stupid things, but a lot of women have their limits.  There are things that I would absolutely NOT put up with.  Drugs, avoiding work, hiding from responsibility, and shameless leeching are just some of the things that that guy has and that I would never allow myself to put up with.

 

>.>

 

<.<

 

Sorry, I'm bitter. ;D

bitter female...there is a shock  ;)

We can't help it; we have emotions. :P

And thats why we need you!

To make up for your lack? :D

YES!

 

*covers scruffys mouth so he can't talk*

 

Yes!  That's exactly it.  Isn't it, scruffy?

Couldn't have said it better myself!

*looks at the two men suspiciously*

 

....I dunno...

 

Something fishy going on here, and it has nothing to do with the penguin.

Nothing fishy here...

*looks around all shifty like*

I might just have to get out my detective hat!

 

And pinstriped trenchcoat

That is AWESOME!!!!

Yes, and my pinstriped trenchcoat.  BLUE, I might add.

 

But I won't say what brand, so you won't be able to find me. >.>

 

 

;) Thanks, Scruff.

Well, with that picture in my wallet, I don't think it'll be hard to spot you.

DARN IT!!!

 

I KNEW MY PLAN HAD A FATAL FLAW!  I just thought it was the Cheez-its.

I just can't get the picture out of my head.

 

A squirrel walking down the street in that attire. 

*chuckles at the thought*

 

I don't think I can picture any squirrel walking without either a hunch in the shoulder or else a swagger, similar to Cat Crosses the Courtyard. :D

 

*wonders if she should wear a costume for Halloween*

I was thinking more of a waddle, big fluffy tail sticking out underneath the coat tails.