Penguins waddle. :P

Don't you think that squirrels would too?

Looking at the stubby legs, I suppose you're right.

 

We just don't like to admit it. >.>

Well, if it's any consolation, a squirrel waddle would be much more cute than a penguin waddle.

Only because squirrels are cuter anyway. :P

Cuter than baby penguins? 

Hm, that's tough....

 

Some are cuter than baby penguins.  Others, not so much.

My mom is deathly afraid of squirrels!

Why?

 

Rabies?

Sort of. Her mom used to tell her that squirrels had rabies, and would bite her. The real problem my mom has is the fact that back in the day the rabies cure was 14 shots from a ginormous needle, and she hates needles!!

We don't have rabies here...

But then how are we supposed to play rabies tag?

I guess I will watch...

Good, good, we need someone to be the referee!

Ah, I can do that...now no fouling otherwise it will be a day in the stocks...

Well in that case, I think I'd much rather foul!

I can always arrange it...Mwuhahahaha

 

Just do a splendiferous foul and I will sort it for you my dear..

The ground rules for Rabies Tag is to keep your feet on the ground at all times.  If they leave the ground even a second, you're out.  Ready, break!

Both at the same time?

 

*considers ways to get a foul*

Yes, both at the same time.

So, we have to keep both of our feet on the ground at the same time or else.  Okay.

 

 

*squats, scoops up a handful of acorns, and throws them at the ref*

 

Is that a foul?

:o

Did mmeesh just willingly let go of acorns?

Ahhh get hit...why it could be >.>

I want a foul! *wants to stamp foot but would therefore LOSE, not FOUL*

 

I'll throw my lightsaber at you, Talya!  (hey, isn't threatening the ref a foul?)

 

You no good mangy cur!  You blind-as-a-bat excuse for a referee, you!  You've just pretended you know what's going on but really you're still trying to figure out 2+2!  You're pathetic, and I'm going to throw my lightsaber at you!

 

(*wonders if it's working*)

 

I'll have to break the language rule next, or flip a finger, if you still won't put me in the stocks!

*gets popcorn and a lawn chair*

This should be good!