I wanted to start a new thread because I was board and seeing as none of the other threads have any consistent topic I decided that it didn't really matter what topic I chose. But then right as I was about to click post I had an idea.  This new revolutionary idea that will radically change the world forever consists of fun.:).  So while we randomly discuss random things while spontaneously inserting plot twists, we can play a game ;D.  This game is a continuous story that each person adds onto a little bit.  I'll start:

 

Joe walked down the darkly lit alley that foreboding night with a speculative frown upon his face. 

*why did she have to go and break my heart*, he thought silently. He never noticed the shadows playing behind him as he walked down the dark and foreboding alleyway.

Something moved just out of sight, but when he turned to see, nothing was there!

"That was strane", he thought to himself.

 

He continued to walk down the alley

"Stop shouted the bowling assistant, your not wearing the shoes"

"I don't need yer damned shoes," Joe yelled back.  "You're obviously closed!"  Looking around, he realized he couldn't see the assistant anywhere.

But the lights were looking at him

Those shrooms I ate a bit ago are making me see things, he thought to himself.

 

He continued walking toward the pins

As he was walking Joe heard the wind rise and howl.  He froze and turned around.

A dark shape, seemingly made of wind and shadow, was slowly approaching.

Joe was terrified.  He wanted to run, tried to will himself to will himself to run, but he stood rooted to the ground, petrified with fear.

As the figure approached, Joe could make out two glowing eyes under a hood of deepest night.  The eyes were very much unfriendly as their gaze rested upon him.

The sky flashed and when Joe could see again, the figure was gone. 

Where it had stood was a small wooden carving of an antelope.

He shakily walked towards it. As he got closer he so a demonic smile carved into it's side.

 

 

 

Wow, this story sure is depressing. I suppose it's my fault starting it like that.

AS he got closer to the carving, he realized that the face carved in the side was LZM's.

 

Joe turned and ran in fear

He was running so hard that he failed to notice the wall and ran straight into it.

"Oh sweet tom cruise"

 

That effin hurt

Stars filled his vision and pain lit up his head.  The world slowly faded black.

It was a while before he realised he had fallen face down in the dirt of the road. Softly footsteps approached him as he lay there.

 

Groaning, he rolled over. And looked up into the dark cowl of a man. Or was it?

As the figure drew back the hood of the cloak, he saw a very striking woman, with short cropped hair and exquisit features!

Something glinted off on her thigh, drawing his eyes.  He watched as she casually drew the knife.

His heart began to pound so loudly he was sure she could here it. She drew closer to him.

Here, let me cut those slugs off of you said the woma