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The Gathering Storm in less than Six Words [Just For Fun. No Spoilers]

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in Wheel of Time Books

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Bela tramples Shai'tan, becomes Big-Bad.

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A woman sniffs and everybody suffers.

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Mat's screwed. "Blood and bloody ashes."

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And although I don't agree with this long standing stereotype... I can't resist this short blurb for the description of the entire Wheel of Time saga:

 

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Endless descriptions of clothing, then Apocalypse.

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No Hand? No Sanity? No problem.

(That's Rand's theme song for Tarmon Gai'don.)

Mat rescues Moiraine! they get drunk!

 

Why not? Im Drunk right now!  <also 6 words!

 

 

/I would like to see an Aes Sedai drunk!

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The Gathering Storm in less than six words: I'm coming for you tomorrow!

The Gathering Storm in less than six words: I'm coming for you tomorrow!

 

It's not fair to cheat and get it early by living on the far side of the international date line.

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It's not fair that we're better than you at sports either. Deal.

Probably book 13 but: "Moirane has three wishes? Will be spectacular"

 

Tuon ignores randland "superstitions", tuon shocked

 

Rand wakes, was all a dream...

 

Mat invents cannons, grenades, then AC-130

 

Berelain meets galad, gorgeousness blinds shadow

 

Collective skirts are smoothed, collective swords fondled

 

 

  • 2 months later...

Ha! Reading through this made me feel happy.

 

i just read it, loled

One word: Foursome

 

THIS IS A PG FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ROFL

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