I AM APPARENTLY THE DO FOR THIS MONTH. HMMM...

WORSHIP ME, PITIFUL MORTALS (AND IMMORTALS- I SEE YOU THERE, SH) AND MAYHAPS I WILL SPARE YOU.

Oh most excellent and distinguished master of all that is unholy, most heartily do I serve your magnificence till the hour of my death. Allow me to have the honour of presenting this candy, stolen from a baby as the ultimate token of evil

*proffers candy, while bowing head to ground*

AN INTERESTING GIFT, LF. *iNSPECTS* IT APPEARS THAT THE BABY IN QUESTION HAS ALREADY EATEN HALF OF IT. THIS DISPLEASES ME. HOWEVER, YOUR GROVELLING WAS IMPRESSIVE- 3 PTS

 

I thank you Great One.

O great and beautiful DO, I bring you a Mystica sculpture painted in every shade of pink.

 

*Grovels*

Oh Great and wonderful and powerful and beautiful and ...well great!

 

I bring you this twig, a special twig that will grow into anything your desire.

*BOWS*

 

*GROVELS*

 

Oh Great DO, I bring you this giant magnifying glass with which to burn your enemies. Also these fresh cookies and a glass of milk.

O spectacularly amazingly perfect DO, I bring you this empty glass, with just one tap it will be filled with whatever you desire.

Oh great DO; do I qualify int he immortal category yet?  IT has been quite some time since I have groveled to a DO so I bring you...Myself!

Oh great and powerful DO, I bring you these dungeons I built. Each room is specially designed to do whatever you wish it to to your enemies housed within.

 

And I also bring this self-refilling box of chocolates.

Oh Great Dark One!!  I bring you some new aquarium gravel to refresh your cage!  And 10 large crickets for you to snack on!

Great DO, I give you this magical Sheep!

AN INTERESTING GIFT, LF. *iNSPECTS* IT APPEARS THAT THE BABY IN QUESTION HAS ALREADY EATEN HALF OF IT. THIS DISPLEASES ME. HOWEVER, YOUR GROVELLING WAS IMPRESSIVE- 3 PTS

 

 

I beg pardon Great One. I have gone and placed the babe's soul in this jar (which is in 3 SHADES OF PINK) to leave to your pleasures.

I made you this thumb puppet.  It is awesome.  Now we can put on a show together! 

DRAGONSWORN- I LIKE THIS SCULPTURE. I WILL HAVE MY MINIONS MOVE IT TO THE FOYER OF THE PIT OF DHOOM EXPERIENCE.

4 POINTS

 

TAYLA- YOUR WORSHIPPING MADE ME CHUCKLE. THE TWIG WILL BE RATHER HANDY AS WELL, HOWEVER I MAY LEAVE IT AS JUST A TWIG, IT'S QUITE STRIKING. 3 POINTS

 

CHRONOCROSS- YOU LEGEND! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY COOKIES AND MILK! MIGHT I ASK WHAT KIND OF COOKIES THEY ARE?

I WILL USE THE MAGNIFYING GLASS TO BURN MY ENEMIES LIKE THE BUGS THEY ARE... 5 POINTS

 

GERRENDUS- WHAT IS THIS?! A NAE'BLIS WHO ACTUALLY PLANS TO WORK IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF THE DO? WOW... 4 POINTS AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, NOW YOU DO...

 

ELLIANORA- DUNGEONS. I SEE DUNGEONS. HOWEVER, I'M LIKING THIS BOX OF CHOCOLATES! *NOMS, AS ONLY THE DO CAN*

3 POINTS

 

I SHALL DEAL WITH THE REST OF YOUR GIFTS LATER...

 

 

 

 

These!

 

 

Buuut, if those were too flamboyant and un-evil looking, I have brought these instead (Made by my own grandmother):

 

 

I also bring you these new servers for the DM admin to use. Thus the site shall never go down again!

 

But wait, there's more! Give me 5 points within the next 48 hours and receive this Ba'alzamon bobble head absolutely FREE!

 

*Grovels and polishes the DO's crown*

O beautiful DO I bring you

 

A pink Tiara, it changes shades of pink depending on your mood, and it also emits rays of pink light to transform your victims into whatever your heart desires.

Great Moghedian i bring you a cookie that surpasses Cronos in every way

 

Great Moghedian i bring you a cookie that surpasses Cronos in every way

 

Mmmm... Half eaten and touched by many people, just how everyone likes them.  ;)

 

I bring you...

 

my dirty laundry.  No one but the DO can make them smell and feel so soft and fluffy.

DO, I humbly bring you the key to winning each and every mafia game there is.  The key is.....hummus.  I'm not kidding.  Hummus is made of win.

CANUKISTANI- ANY EXTRA GRAVEL TO ADD TO THE PATH IS GOOD, HOWEVER THESE CRICKETS ARE A BIT... ODD. THEY'RE ALL FURRY-LIKE, ARE YOU EVEN SURE THEY ARE CRICKETS? 3 POINTS

 

TALYA- YIPPEE! CAN IT FLY?  ;D 5 POINTS

 

EMPEROR- *INSPECTS* WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THAT THIS WAS ORIGINALLY ONE OF YOUR GLOVES? ANYWAY, IT'S ORIGINAL... 3 POINTS

 

CHRONOCROSS- *PRODS THE RAINBOW COOKIES WITH A LONG STICK* WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GIVING ME 'HAPPY' COOKIES, CHRONO? THE CHOCOLATE CHIP ONES ARE WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT WOULD GO WELL WITH MILK 4 POINTS

 

DRAGONSWORN- I LIKE PINK. I ALSO LIKE TIARAS. MAGICAL PINK TIARAS ARE THE BEST THOUGH! 5 POINTS

 

REYORU- MERCI FOR THE JAR. 3 POINTS

 

CANUKISTANI- YOU LEGEND!!!!! IT'S... PERFECT. 3 POINTS

 

EMPEROR- *HANDS THE WASHING TO THE TROLLOCS FOR 'TESTS'* 2 POINTS

 

VERBAL- BUT YOU'VE ALSO TOLD EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS THREAD! EVEN SO, HUMMUS IS GOOOOD. 4 POINTS

 

 

YOU MAY CONTINUE...

 

 

 

 

I also got you this new keyboard.  The shift key works on this one so you don't have to type in all caps.   

Yes, DO, but this hummus was stolen from the personal stash of the Spider.  She'll never know....

Here, have this partially used toothbrush I found when I was rifling through somebody's garbage last night. There was a banana peel and a used condom on it.. And I'm not exactly sure why there's brown stuff on it...  I'd give you those too but sadly I didn't see any use in getting them. God, damn my luck, huh. They would've been great gifts.