I have answered your summons.

 

Do your worst! *cringe*

this should be fun.

No pressure Pandy...

*passes the Ashaman a cup of tea*

 

:)

 

Oh my god.

 

You depraved, sick, twisted creature. I just can't beleive, even in the presence of the Dark One, that you would sink to such lows. To describe the act just commited as horrifying, is calling Dragonmount a pebble. The utter ...OBSCENITY of that act, it just goes too far.

 

 

Seriously, who drinks Earl Grey?

 

*shakes head*

 

Irish breakfast man...Irish breakfast...

:o Pardon me.

 

*passes over a new cup of tea*

I see why this is called Hell now...

 

CANT A MAN GET TWO SUGARS IN HIS TEA!?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH EARL GREY!!!

 

*stab frenzy*

*puts two sugars in Asha's tea*

Earl grey is to tea what Chris Cornell is without Audioslave/Soundgarden:

 

Weak, unmemorable, and bland as buggery. Which actually isn't bland, now that I think about it.

 

 

Four posts in, and I can already tell this place will suck up the time I spend at work in which I should be working. *stabs work*

 

Thanks Panda! Thats a damn fine cuppa. Now, the biscuits?

The biscuits have poison in them. Want some?

you amuse me.

and I agree Earl Grey sucks and Irish Breakfast is full of win.

 

however, you have been baiting the Pandy and I WANT TO SEE EVISCERATION!

 

*eats the biscuits*

 

Passable.

 

*Is horrible eviscerated as the poison turns my insides into outsides*

 

Satisfied?

 

"You can't...always get...what you waaaannt..."

Apparently I can.

however, you have been baiting the Pandy and I WANT TO SEE EVISCERATION!

 

Aussies are safe from my evisceration. You'd just throw a koala at me and say something snarky like, "that's a real bear, hur hur hur."

 

Never mind. Puncturing people with kiwis doesn't count as evisceration and it's a lot more painful.  :D

um... i'm on your side, remember? ;)

oh, Ashaman's an Aussie too.  :D

DAMN YOU PEOPLE FROM DOWN UNDER!

This is a sphere. There is no up, no down.

 

Therefore, down under is a bad term.

 

*punctures Gerr with a Kiwi*

LoL but you being my FL trumps nationality ;) And plus, I kind of like New Zealanders, they're nice people.....

okay, then.

 

*eviscerates Ashaman*

Well played, sir.

 

 

...well played.

so how was your first evisceration?

that was so so satisfying I need to go light something on fire.

*sigh*

 

*passes Alak a flamethrower*

It was definately an event.

 

I just want to let you know it dosn't always have been a production.

 

Sometimes I'm cool with just a quick beating.

 

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