I had a burst of inspiration. (gasp, right) ;)

 

Post any quotes from anything at all here, or alternately funny/interesting stories. :)

"I laugh at the face of danger and then I hide until it goes away."  (Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer series).

 

 

 

 

Nyn

"I can't just quit because that would be like giving up"- Adrian Monk from the TV show Monk.

"I hope its not me under there." - Peter Griffin, Family Guy

 

"A true man does what he will, not what he must... and a dead enemy is a thing of beauty." George R R Martin, curse his way with words!

“If you throw a rice krispie bar at a wall, a fish tank will break in Africa”

"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare." - Mark Twain

"A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation."- Mark Twain

"Laws of physics don't apply to Jesus"- Locke: 2/10/10

You shouldn't have started this ;)

 

These are all lifey, cause I needed to inspire a friend

 

A. POWELL DAVIES:

Life is just a chance to grow a soul.

 

ABRAHAM LINCOLN:

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

 

AGATHA CHRISTIE:

I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.

ANAIS NIN:

People living deeply have no fear of death.

 

ANDRÉ GIDE:

The most decisive actions of our life ... are most often unconsidered actions.

 

BERNICE JOHNSON REAGON:

Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.

 

BUDDHA:

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change.

 

CARL JUNG:

There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

 

DAVID STEINDL-RAST:

Gratefulness is the key to a happy life that we hold in our hands, because if we are not grateful, then no matter how much we have we will not be happy -- because we will always want to have something else or something more.

 

ELIE WIESEL:

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.

The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference.

The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference.

And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.

 

EMILY DICKINSON:

If I can stop one heart from breaking,

I shall not live in vain.

If I can ease one life the aching,

Or cool one pain,

Or help one fainting robin

Unto his nest again,

I shall not live in vain.

 

FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE:

And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

 

GRANDMA MOSES:

Life is what you make of it. Always has been, always will be.

 

HENRI-FREDERIC AMIEL:

Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are traveling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.

 

JAMES F. BYMES:

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death

 

LORD BYRON:

The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.

 

MATTHEW ARNOLD:

Is it so small a thing

To have enjoy'd the sun,

To have lived light in the spring,

To have loved, to have thought, to have done...

 

OSCAR WILDE:

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.

 

SOREN KIERKEGAARD:

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

 

THOMAS F. HEALEY:

Don't strew me with roses after I'm dead.

When Death claims the light of my brow,

No flowers of life will cheer me: instead

You may give me my roses now!

 

VICTOR FRANKL:

We can discover this meaning in life in three different ways: (1) by doing a deed; (2) by experiencing a value; and (3) by suffering.

 

WALLACE STEGNER:

Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of life amount not to wisdom, but to scar tissue and callus.

 

 

No no, my only qualm is that you did them all in one post. :D  (I'm always hunting for Hot thread points) ;) :D

I have more than enough ;)

Cool, cool. :D  (This thread is actually pretty old if you look at the dates) :D

 

 

LOL!

 

I just saw that

Because I find this lyric funny

 

"What doesn't kill you only makes you wish it did." - Far Too Jones

Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be

 

 

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOOHOO WHAT A RIDE!

"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever..." (Chinese proverb*

 

*Uses the distraction of her posting something that semi-contributes to the thread to pounce on Tynaal and tazer her* :o

SG task, much  ::)

Yeppers!

Hehe  ;)

"If you've got an ass, I'll kick it." Wimp Lo

"I'm a man too you know. I go pee-pee standing up." Wimp Lo

 

"Don't. He'll kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through."

 

"I need gopher chucks." The Chosen One

"Your fate is your own destiny!"- My brother's chemistry professor.

"You say two wrongs don't make a right? Just try listening to Celine Dion all night"-My Friend Jesus lyrics: Newsboys

"What is this, a center for ants!?!" Derek Zoolander

"Hansel, so hot right now, Hansel." Mugatu

"Well I guess you can Derelick my balls cap i ton." Hansel

"I can Derelick my own balls thank you very much." Derek Zoolander

"Meraman...*girly cough*(3x)...MERMAN!!!" Derek Zoolander

This was on someone's Siggy....it is from a movie.

 

"Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath."

 

These are funny. :D

 

"A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

"Bright as Alaska in December."

"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

"Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

I wish I knew quotes off the top of my head. :D

 

"Not all those who wander are lost"-J.R.R. Tolkien