Pssh.....I have those saved on a word document.

 

To each thine own...or something. :D

I don't.....Speaking of word documents, I can't find my NaNo paper!

Nanobots are dangerous. Check your pocket.

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last.

Irish

 

Reminds me of a Newsboys song.

Newsboys?

 

It's a Christian band.

My personal mantra.

 

 

It is irresponsible to yourself to not do some crazy shiite and land yourself in jail at least once in your life

An awesome Christian band. :D

 

"Alcohol is simply voluntary insanity."-(I forget who)

"Alcohol is man's enemy. But doesn't the Bible say to love your enemy?" I don't remember who either.

I think I've heard that before. :D

"All that is gold does not glitter"-Tolkein (derived from "Not all that glitters is gold"

Tynaal I'm a fan of yours because you quoted Carl Jung ;)

 

Another one of his I've always liked is: "Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people."

 

 

 

 

"I am hungry"- Kids

I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you f*** with me, I'll kill you all.

Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders

 

A CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked,

"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"

The Marine shrugged and said, "...Recoil."

A CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked,

"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"

The Marine shrugged and said, "...Recoil."

 

lol!!!!

OMFG!

Nice.

Very much so xD, that's why we are the best OORAH! (sorry about that, just got a little moto right there.)

*cough* Army is better *cough*

;D

Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninni Bong

You better hope you are on the planet of junk because that greeting doesn't always work, trust me.  :D

If you lined up all the cars in the world, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them all.

Tempesty tempests tempested around the tempest in a tempestesque manner.

 

From The Gathering Storm by Brandon Sanderson.

I'm assuming not. :D

Aye, Danyalsann.

 

Form Crippletron!

 

I'm the backwards man,

I'm the backwards man,

and I can walk backwards

faster than you can.

 

TIM TAYLOR: Wilson, I need help writing my will.

WILSON: I think its good that you're contemplating death, Tim.

TIM TAYLOR: Why would you say something like that?!?

WILSON: Because if you rearrange the letters of your name, "Tim Taylor," you get "mortality."

It's weird.  Sometimes I confuse even myself... :D