I ALWAYS wondered why the shop keeps running out of whips. Not that I use them on the Novices or anything.

 

Not at all.

 

I use them for... err... whipping... ummm... cream. YES! WHIPPED CREAM!!

Boopsy you need to come whip up some cream at the Green Ajah.

And toss some salads?

 

*whistles innocently while teetering off with min to the Green Ajah*

Mother Ducky, next time you feel the need to spank Elgee, can you please give me the heads up?

 

Being woken from a nice sleep feeling as though you are being paddled isn't my idea of fun.

 

Or, better yet... next time she gets out of line, send her my way and I'll punish her for you!  :D

Oh, Van, the fun I could have with that post, if this wasn't a PG -13 forum!  ;D Still, thanks for the chuckles...

 

 

But now I know that if I get mad at Van, I can just ask someone to paddle me ... might be worth it  ;D

I did wonder why I felt odd the other day... I ought have known Elgee was at the root of it ;)

Elgee's at the root of everything, isn't she? *looks innocent*

 

 

*snarks*

The only problem is I have to mask my bond when I spank her! ;)

I'm a square root  :P  ;D

 

And that's the beauty of being an AS - we can fuzz the Bond, but those poor Warders can't ... *cackles evilly*

Oh, I hadn't thought of that. Then again I haven't had a Warder till now. *giggles*