*doesn't feel like rhyming*

I always have bad timing.

Except when you have good timing!

At least I'm still rhyming.

Good for you!

Don't go and moo

Bite and chew

EAT SOME STEW

Cockadoodledoo,

The clock strikes two,

And many might say,

Today is the day.

What is a day?

A life at bay?

Dirty old hay.

Get away!

 

 

 

Thank ye I do not.

For you are far too distraught.

Perhaps you should consider

Not being quite so bitter.

But the cat's litter,

I can see it titter!

It mocks me,

Like a spelling bee.

"Bah," I say.

And then I'm stuck with ay.

Perhaps I should

Put on my hood.

I shall go read

It's a good book indeed

Good books go by so fast.

As soon as you start, it's in the past.

I couldn't agree more if I tried

Though it's too bad my iPod is fried

I do love listening to music too

And now that's something that's hard to do

now I sit here broken hearted

tried to poop but only farted

Had to fart and took a chance

now I've gone and soiled my pants

Ewwwww.....

You......

Are gross...

I vomited up my toast....

lmao....

That is funnier than Hoff!

 

(sound out l.m.a.o.)

What is going on?

I feel I'm just a pawn.

I didn't want to rhyme you see.

Make it stop, this is my plea!

 

Oh nice.

Qauters for Talmanes.

 

sorry...no rhyme.

If you don't want to rhyme

Don't post in the thread

You don't have to chime

In with your dread.

Lays down on a bed.

Oh I have no dread.

I wonder, oh wonder.

That was a blunder.

Indeed it was

A grave mistake

Worth a "tut tut"

And not at all fake.

 

On the tray, his lifeless head

"You fool!", I roared, "I said his BED!"

 

Maybe now is the time

To run off south

with some rum and a lime.