*bottles go skittering across the floor. Look like whiskey and Guinness bottles*

 

 

 

-_~0 There once was a young lad from Singapore who wanted to dance with a pretty young wh..uuuurp! He said "hey there lass with the pretty tight"....uuuuuuuuurp "lets you and I take a twirl" *tacklebite Mistress Santa* Lets have a go on the floor eh eh*wink wink*

*takes a deep breath*

 

I want a pony and a Rufus Sewell of my very own and a library with my very own orang-utan and a sword and a new whip and some more fish and a..and a..and...and...and....... *looks thoughtful for a moment* oh.... please?

 

Pony ... Rufus ... orange ... what what what? Oh crap ... what was the first thing again?

 

Pretends she heard it all and gives Kara a seahorse cross sword-fish with long orange hair, named Rufus. Whips her into shape too, just for good measure.

 

OK run along now girlie no no talking back move it move it NEXT!!!

*picks herself up from where Boopsy knocked her over*

 

My turn?

 

Santa, Santa!!

 

Can I haz more playtime at DM?

 

I has been a good novice! I I only decorated the moat babies and Bob with your undies, and Min's and Lily's and Rashi's and...

 

Sure you can have more playtime at DM!

 

Gives Charis JR another job at the WT Newsletter ;D

 

NEXT!!

My turn, my turn.....*starts to pout and tears runs down his eyes*

 

 

So what would you like from Santa for Christmas, little boy? Bounces Cairos on her knee.

*picks herself up from where Boopsy knocked her over*

 

My turn?

 

Santa, Santa!!

 

Can I haz more playtime at DM?

 

I has been a good novice! I I only decorated the moat babies and Bob with your undies, and Min's and Lily's and Rashi's and...

 

Sure you can have more playtime at DM!

 

Gives Charis JR another job at the WT Newsletter ;D

 

NEXT!!

 

 

But...I sadi playtime... not more WORK...

:)

Umm... *eyes Millon* I don't get it.

 

*sits on Elgee's rapidly multiplying laps* Hi, Satan... I mean Santa. I want a Pookie.

*picks herself up from where Boopsy knocked her over*

 

My turn?

 

Santa, Santa!!

 

Can I haz more playtime at DM?

 

I has been a good novice! I I only decorated the moat babies and Bob with your undies, and Min's and Lily's and Rashi's and...

 

Sure you can have more playtime at DM!

 

Gives Charis JR another job at the WT Newsletter ;D

 

NEXT!!

 

 

But...I sadi playtime... not more WORK...

:)

 

charis, you are lucky that Elgee no longer spanks naughty novices.

she doesn't? Really? :'(

Sorry bout that. I kind of get a little wired when I'm drinkin'. Love that Irish whiskey. Little toooo much over the weekend and I'm still hurtin'. I apologize for being too forward Mistress LG. I beg your forgiveness.

You weren't too forward, Millon *grins and snuggles*

*tugs politely on Elgee's sleeve* Um... Limi would like a shock collar and some silky pj's..

wowwww. Thanks LG!! I feel all warm and fuzzy. First snuggle. Glad it came from you.*blushes*

Umm... *eyes Millon* I don't get it.

 

*sits on Elgee's rapidly multiplying laps* Hi, Satan... I mean Santa. I want a Pookie.

 

Gives Boopsy some nookie.

 

... looooong interval ...

 

NEXT!!

*tugs politely on Elgee's sleeve* Um... Limi would like a shock collar and some silky pj's..

 

Shocks Limi into first person. With static silky pj's.

 

NEXT!!

*Realizes why Satan Santa is normally a guy* >_>

Oooo much better than my original idea me thinks... *walks alil unsteadily away*