Questy is about to embark on a great and epic adventure that we create for him, if he wills it or not the adventure will come to him.

 

So I ask all of you for your help in putting Zesty through untold perils and deadly cliffs to satisfy the lost age old prophesy!

 

 

 

 

It was just a normal sunny day like any other with Quest sitting out enjoying his lunch when suddenly a bunch of elves...

 

 

BEGIN!

...carrying Pillows and led by The Pillow.

They grinned evilly as they approached from behind.

 

Until, of course one elf tripped and made all sorts of ruckus.

The Pillow wielding elves rushed Questy.

(figured id post here before i go to bed tonight)

WTF!

 

*fights elves with magic mallet that he found lying around*

 

*throws the remains of his launch into the crowd and watchs as they kill eachother for the scraps*

 

"Stupid Elves"

The towns folk suddenly appear. They shout his praise and throw him a party. After the party the mayor looks nearvous. He thanks you for the elf kill and asks if you will do one more thing...

Will you take care of the Pillows that escaped when you killed the elves?

They are very tricky, and it is too hard to find their master....

 

We can give you the Village Plastic Bag as your only weapon....

*sighs*

 

Sooooo... What kinda price are we talking about Here?

 

*takes village plastic bag*

 

*wonders how many pillows he can fit in one bag*

*follows trail of pillows*

 

*notices that they are very messy with thier feathers*

 

*follows trail into dark cave*

 

This looks promising

Then from the darkness a pillow flies forth and begins smothering Questy!

*pulls Pillow away from face*

 

*is using all effort to keep away from face so decides to drop it under foot and holds it, Then shoves it in bag*

 

*pillow disapears in bag*

 

Hmmm that works *Enters cave*

Its dark. He hears things moving all around. A small, very pale, dwarf appears...

*accadentaly stabs dwarf cause hes jumpy*

 

OOps.. sorry bout that *pulls knife out of dwarfs arm*

 

what are you doing here?

"I'm grooming my rabbits"

 

"To play tennis with snowballs"

 

"There is money to be made"

 

"Why are you so ugly" replied the devilishly handsome dwarf

sheesh... sorry i asked

 

Have you seen any... ummm

 

Killer pillows?

 

*Palmfaces*

 

I must kill them with this...ummm magical... plastic bag

 

*sighs*

...but any response was swallowed by the sound of slithering coming from the cave entrance.

 

A giant man eating snail was coming towards Quest...

*Palmfaces*

 

Great now im timed in this cave,... *walks up to snail staying just out of its reach*

 

Hmmmm your an ugly bugger aint ya?

 

*notices sword stuck in snails shell*

 

*Pulls sword free*

 

*snail thanks him for getting that out and goes away*

The sword that was pulled from the snail flies through the air and snibbs a huge spider on one of many legs.

;D

The first thing the spider notices is the idiot standing towards the cave entrance smiling like a fool after a huge snail.  Like lightning the spiders shoots a web towards him...

The air around Questy... pulses with darkness and a brilliant flash of light ensues. When Questy can see again he is faced by a dragon slightly bigger than a human.

*watches as the web encases the dragon*

 

Well that worked out well

 

*runs so the spider can feed*

*trips Quest*

The spider is still hungry  :P

*is tripped by some unknown Force*

 

Hmmm *moves deeper into cave following Feathers*

Soon, there are no more feathers.

Should he leave or was there more deeper in the cave?

HE looked up and noticed the blood all over the walls.

He gulped and....

*realizes that its only the dwarf from earlier*

 

hmmmm *shrugs* he had it coming to him

 

*Finds a chest*

 

YAY GOODIES

 

*opens chest and finds a compass*

*holds it in the air with a heroic pose*

Questy looks about curiously as the battle theme from Star Trek begins playing, when the pillow that killed the dwarf comes out from behind the chest.

the Pillow grabs the Plastic bag and throws it over a cliff Questy didn't see before.

ummmm...

 

*punts pillow over cliff after plastic bag*

 

Stupid pillows hehe