The Boogy Man jumped out from behind an invisible shrub. He/It gave Questy a lolipop and said,

hahahahahaha, Nice Locke.

But then Locke became very afraid and went on LOA for most of July, because...

the elves from the start of the quest popped up and had handguns. Locke was in luck, however, because...

He had a mystical lollipop that had mystical mystics that would mysticaly mystify the elves, which made them...

-really high. They then proceeded to...

Steal Ed's arm for use in scaring little children.

And the horde of children ran very fast and very far taking the zesty questy with them...

And thus, the Quest was lost.

Until...

He found out he was at the Pillow Cave again.

Dear God, he actually read the thread!

Who, me? I read it some days ago. Come on, it's three pages. I also read Naked-Frog's four pages on the 100 000 post thread.

Dear God, he actually read the thread!

lol, it's at 5 pages for me, so 100+ posts.

I have 40 posts on a page. And this post is 116, if you want to know (and are too lazy to look it up in the upper right corner of my post).

Lol well it doesn't show post numbers on my phone. I also thought the thread was longer.

I am just lazy. :biggfgrin:

If you want entertaining reads, read through the older threads at Fiddles. *and thus Questy goes to do so*

 

But, on his way, he hears a sound, and between the threes is a bunch of...

Fives and Eights.

Which lets him so much think of some music he knows, that he doesn't notice the elephant falling from the sky.

If had seen the elephant, he would have noticed that it was by attacked by a killer whale, otherwise known as an Orcarina.

After the killer whale ate the elephant, it attacked Quest.

But Quest was able to tame the killer Orcarina but soothing it with his mighty ocarina