All seemed well, until...

Until Locke twisted the pun further by mentioning that the orcarina was actually an orc arena.

In which Quest stood.

like a ballerina

A horn sounded, and Orcs came out from two doors, to start a fight.

but they were distracted by how surprisingly good Questy looked in a tutu.

And they all fall in love with him (I know, that means they're gay).

And they enjoyed Questy in wild abandonment for hours, unaware he was bleeding internally.

(that's exactly what I meant)

 

After that, they finally started their fight (it was, after all, and arena), in which Questy also started bleeding externally.