But what else is the human bean but a machine that goes squish?

Even the rocks feel the wrath of the tentacles. 

Oh hair, why do I even bother cleaning you if you're just going to look like that *burns it off*

Yesssss, burn it all off. Allll of it. 

*rams teh spud down the toilet*

I've never been able to do clogs well, though. 

You should maybe buy them a drink first

Why not skip the formalities and go straight to the chloroform?

Because you need hands to hold and soak a rag; pedipalps are insufficient.

Ed knows how to cut the crap right out of a date

 

Hold hands? Pssh, ain't nobody got time fo dat.

3 dates? Try 3 drops

 

Chloroform, the busy mans choice

Oh illiteracy, I'm so glad to have never gotten to know you as well as my compatriots here have.

Reyler is a conquistador.

its page 69(0) ^^

 

 

 

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blame the hormones 

As I've said before, only so long as they don't have a board upgrade that changes how many posts per page.

did you have to ruin it?!

Yes. It's one of my favorite pastimes, ruining things for everyone else.

Not a nice thing

This is Rey you are talking too

Yeah come on seriously they tell campfire tales about me over in some of the sissier orgs

If you stopped stealing the new members from the orgs at night, most if those stories would stop too

This temple to me ain't gonna build itself, and they don't seem to survive long enough to finish.

We are totally a cult lol

*demands blood sacrifice*