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Hi my name is Talmanes

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Ed mostly but a few others too. You should check it out it's a pretty cool place.

 

*wonders if he is allowed to say that in here*

;D

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Hey, Ed. Your mother was a hamster! When god was passing out brains you thought he said trains and you missed yours! Did you pay money for those clothes or just recycle the living room upholstery? And that stench! I don't mind the smell, but it burns my eyes! Does your religion prevent you from bathing or is it more of a personal conviction? And yes, if you get a divorce, she is still your sister.

 

 

*waits patiently for the form of his demise*

Good one.

:D

Now, if you had brains, I would smush them around with my finger.

I will have you know my mother was a monkey. Your mother on the other hand is my sex slave.

I am not SS, so the stench isn't actually from me.

 

Now....

*takes aemon in flows of air, and breaks his back*

*stabs aemon in the face, the armpits, the groin, and the bottom of his feet*

There should be Trollocs here soon.

*waits for some SS to come have their way with aemon*

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Hey, Ed. Your mother was a hamster! When god was passing out brains you thought he said trains and you missed yours! Did you pay money for those clothes or just recycle the living room upholstery? And that stench! I don't mind the smell, but it burns my eyes! Does your religion prevent you from bathing or is it more of a personal conviction? And yes, if you get a divorce, she is still your sister.

 

 

*waits patiently for the form of his demise*

And your father smelled of Elda Berries!!!

 

Also...

*stabs Ed back just for good measure*

Talmanes...or is it just Stupid?

That is horrible. No one likes that guy.

Elderberries....idiot.

 

:D

 

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Yeah but Elda sounds funnier, I don't know why it just does.

If you want to get technical I didn't say smelt either.

 

And no problem Aemon.

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