I am here to invade you and eat your children

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my associates should be along shortly

*hurls chairs at people*

MWAHAHAHAHA

*channels a cyclone into existence and sends it around*

*calls rain down and flashes lightnings*

YOU ARE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!

the shadow is here

*runs around some more*

*throws fireballs around*

Come on, come defend yourselves

or

*grabs birds to come in and poop everywhere*

come on, its jkust one of me right now

*throws fireballs at various key structures*

*squeezes through a keyhole*

 

Excuse me, but what do you think you're doing?

*points again to her Gholamness*

 

Its not a good idea to bother a Gholam at one of her home territories. :evil:

 

*stuffs Ger into her cookpot and seals him in*

There, now I can take you back where you belong. :twisted:

*channels cookpot to shrapnel*

im invading

*nods*

others may be along shortly, so ive been told

anyways..

*hurls fire*

*rips up people's pillows*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*puts some noggy poo in the tea*

*demolishes some more chairs*

i was told there was an invasion today

hmm...

i wonder why no one else is coming?

oh well

*continues anyway*

*breaks some pottery and waits for more people to notice*

*thinks about what side to join then helps Gerr destroy things hoping to be bank on Roka's good side*

 

*makes lots of sharp pointy things fly around and hit anything that moves*

*wonders what Gerrendus is doing her, practically on his own*

 

are you lonely over there Gerr?

not totally, im here to work

i work best alone

but one or two helpers is fine

*takes everyones sashes from them*

*wonders what to do with them all*

*burns them*

*steals teddy bears and throws them onto burning flame of mess*

INVASION

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*turns all the food into spam*

*lights large fires everywhere*

*pulls her emergency-sash from her purse and ties it around her waist*

 

tsk tsk...

*steals that sash*

thank you

*puts it on*

*imitates kin to infiltrate more*

*starts burning trash*

*plays loud music*

*makes people deaf*

*starts wondering why no one other than master has shown up yet*

*hears self phone beep*

new text message, from Roka:

Attn all SG inv. postponed til further notice

:oops: sorry guys, ill just umm

*returns sashes and tries to repair damage*

whoops

umm

this didnt happen you have no idea of any forthcoming invasions right?

Is glad she dosen't eat french fries!! Silly silly boy! *fixes the room of illusion which is for the invaders and wanders back into the main Kin area*

wait, you have a room for that?

really?

hmm

*contemplates relaying idea to roka*

*eats gerr*

*kicks Gerr* see now what you did...you got me all worked up and ruined our suprise attack plan! *kicks him harder* take that your suprise wreaker!

*points master to thakan'dar*

go poke around my recent posts there, not on the wheel or links thread

*looks around but kind find him...or anyone else to talk to...*

*smirks* awww...I thought you were rather cute with your slinging teddy bears, Gerr. Who'd have thought to do that, I ask?