7121

 

Did Cartman ever get rid of the analprobe sattelite?

 

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7122

 

Well, the aliens erased their memories, so, I would think that they took it out so that they wouldn't stumble upon it again.

 

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I thought I remembered an episode where they returned and activated it again...?

 

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That's the one I'm talking about.  In "Canceled", they were in a 'repeat' of "Cartmen Gets and Anal Probe".  They found out that Earth was an interstellar reality TV show.  They got their minds erased and, I'm assuming, that they took out the satellite from Cartmen for aforementioned reason.

 

Yes, I have seen EVERY episode, multiple times.  Including the newest one.  I have no life.

 

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Well if I had money to throw around I would probably own the season sets....lol.

 

2875

7126

 

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

 

2874

7127

 

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

 

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7128

 

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

 

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7129

 

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

 

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7130

 

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

 

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7131

 

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

 

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7132

 

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

 

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7133

 

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

 

2867

7134

 

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

 

2866

7135

 

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

 

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7136

 

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

 

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

 

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7138

 

Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!

 

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

 

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7140

 

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

 

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7141

 

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

 

2859

7142

 

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 

2858

7143

 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

2857

7144

 

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

 

2856

7145

 

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

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