7171

 

Who's up for some hair?

 

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That's what I love about life.  You have choices.  The choice to eat Cheeto's or Dorito's.  The choice to eat Beef Jerky, or to get lynched for not. 

 

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When will YOU join the movement?

 

Kangaroo Toast - Global Domination, one mitten at a time.

 

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Something other than rice

 

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Cause that's the way the cookie crumbles...

 

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Jumping is a way of not staying still.

 

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And back up to the top!

 

Now that's what I call a movement!

 

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I gave it a shot with the help of G Carlin.

 

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Ah, yes, I have used some of his stuff as well.  Good substance.  Especially in his younger years.

 

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For saving the entire universe from the forces of evil, we give you this - Keanu Reeves statue.  Congratulations.

 

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Isn't that him in Johhny Neumonic pose.

 

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*shrugs*  I wouldn't know.

 

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*is disappointed in you all* :(

 

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This world will never be

What I expected

And if I don't belong

Who would have guessed it

I will not leave alone

Everything that I own

To make you feel like

It's not too late

It's never too late

 

Even if I say

It'll be alright

Still I hear you say

You want to end your life

Now and again we try

To just stay alive

Maybe we'll turn it around

'Cause it's not too lat

It's never too late

 

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You know what this world needs?  Black Jell-O.

 

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There are multiple universi, we just haven't discovered them yet.  And what's the thing they're all in?  A jar.

 

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Er - it's a real word.

 

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But then, so is qekt, we just haven't got a "Universal Definition" for it yet.

 

It's a color.

 

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Qekt is sort of an off-qesk color.

 

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PAGE 600!!!!

 

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You see right through me

Cause you're running away

You keep turning your back on me

I tried so hard

But you're running away

Please don't turn your back on me

 

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Is the world made of glue?

 

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7193

 

I sure hope so.

 

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Otherwise, the world'd fall apart.

 

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Just 5 more posts, the cheeseburger's are going to implode!

 

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