WHERE IS MY MODERATORNESS!?!?!?!

over there....DUH

 

*points in 2 opposite directions*

You've been away too long. We hid it.

*checks her pockets*

 

i don't have it ...

Nothing wrong with being away for long periods of time, it's very fashionable!

or so they say

*remembers he's bonded to demi*

holy shit

 

*Screams at the sensations*

*cackles maniacally*

stop touching yourself!

 

or wait.... keep it up >.> <.<

*eats food*

 

This tastes really good.

*takes a moment*

 

yeah it does

*throws a brick at demi's head and collapses to the floor*

 

AAGHHHH OW!

*rubs head*

 

YoUuU BASTARD!

It hurt me too!

 

God damnit! I wish i didn't make this bond, i can't hurt you.

*cackles manically*

 

*throws sand in your eyes*

*throws swords at your face*

 

Bastard!

 

:shock:

*neatly avoids the swords*

O_O

*flies through the air at him in mous form*

 

 

DIE, FIEND!

NUDE FORM ENGAGE!

 

*battles*

*lunges at Demi, his sword flashing into the form of The Cat Falling From The Roof*

*strikes back with nudity embarking from cocoon*

*flicks demi's "sword" aside with Chopping Off Nude Mans Privates*

*defends with "Man who has lost his privates shouts like a luttle girl and hits you with his purse"*

*looks shocked*