ACTUALLY, WHO AM I KIDDING, IT'S LIKELY TO BE BOTH.

 

I AWAIT YOUR GIFTS, MY MINIONS

I bring you Sirayn, to play in every mafia game you ever want her to play in.

I give you a cat tied to a stick, O Dark One. The greatest back scratcher ever invented.

oh wise Dark one, I give thee the Aiel (Social Group).

 

*BalefireP suck's at giving* :(

 

meh

I bring you Sirayn, to play in every mafia game you ever want her to play in.

 

Tremendous, just what I always wanted.  5 points.

 

However, you have brought me a female and failed to specify her manner of dress.  -1 point.

 

I give you a cat tied to a stick, O Dark One. The greatest back scratcher ever invented.

 

Is it a Liger?  2 points

 

oh wise Dark one, I give thee the Aiel (Social Group).

 

*BalefireP suck's at giving* :(

 

 

The so-called Aiel are a worthy gift.  3 points

 

meh

 

Your lack of worship does not do you credit.  -3 points

I bring you Danya, Alys, and Far (I know, I'm good)  skantily clothed and ready to do whatever you wish. (I just like one upping Barm)

I bring you the knowledge that I voted for you as most knowledgeable WoT geek.

I bring you the knowledge that I voted for you as most knowledgeable WoT geek.

 

As did I! ;D

I bring to you...............

 

a butt pirate, dressed like a pirate, to set upon those who displease you. He comes equipped with leather strips to bind his victims, and so on and so forth. 

I bring you my (offical) stickying powers, oh DO! And this 3D capable TV with associated nerdy-looking glasses! ;D

*Worships*

Oh Great (Lawyerly-But-Probably-Not-A-Tax-Lawyer-However-I'm-Not-Sure-What-Other-Kinds-Of-Lawyers-There-Are-Except-Now-That-I-Think-Of-It-There-Are-Criminal-Lawyers-Oh-Hell-I'll-Just-Shut-Up-Already) One! I bring you a complete, bound set of the U.S. Tax Codes... with every instance of "tax" replaced with "sex".

 

*grovels with style*

I had hoped you had replaced it with Hax or Jax.

I bring you oh DO a lava lamp of monumental size that expoldes on command

I bring you Danya, Alys, and Far (I know, I'm good)  skantily clothed and ready to do whatever you wish. (I just like one upping Barm)

 

5 points, and no longer shall your name be Nae'ann.  Instead, I name you Nae'blis

 

I bring you the knowledge that I voted for you as most knowledgeable WoT geek.

I bring you the knowledge that I voted for you as most knowledgeable WoT geek.

 

As did I! ;D

 

Sucking up always works.  2 points each

 

I bring to you...............

 

a butt pirate, dressed like a pirate, to set upon those who displease you. He comes equipped with leather strips to bind his victims, and so on and so forth.  

 

This is disturbing, even to me.  1 point.

 

I bring you my (offical) stickying powers, oh DO! And this 3D capable TV with associated nerdy-looking glasses! ;D

*Worships*

 

Narg tells me that nerdy looking glasses are actually in now.  I believe Narg.  4 points

 

Oh Great (Lawyerly-But-Probably-Not-A-Tax-Lawyer-However-I'm-Not-Sure-What-Other-Kinds-Of-Lawyers-There-Are-Except-Now-That-I-Think-Of-It-There-Are-Criminal-Lawyers-Oh-Hell-I'll-Just-Shut-Up-Already) One! I bring you a complete, bound set of the U.S. Tax Codes... with every instance of "tax" replaced with "sex".

 

*grovels with style*

 

Hmmm.  I'm the Dark One - obviously, I'm a corporate lawyer  ;D (technically, a commercial litigator, but the joke is better the other way)

 

4 points

 

I had hoped you had replaced it with Hax or Jax.

 

This thread is about me, not you!  -2 points

 

 

 

I bring you oh DO a lava lamp of monumental size that expoldes on command

Hmm . . . creative.  But if it's of monumental size, where will I ever get a table to put it on?  *hint, hint*

 

2 points.

Oh big sir

 

I bring you an extremely small table

Oh big sir

 

I bring you an extremely small table

 

Irony.  I like it.

 

4 points

Oh great and masterful DO, I also bring you this fine selection of fake moustaches. From daring criminal to the creepy kind, from the bushy Majors' style to the common, "I just drank a milkshake." There's one for every occasion!

 

*Worships, hoping her gift is acceptable*

*walks in*

Hmmph

*notices the Geek...no, the Great Lord*

:o

 

Oh Great Dark One, I made you a thread! :D

 

And I also bring you a finely carved Wheel. A perfect replica commissioned by...those WoT people who do that stuff. :P

I bring you the plateu of the tallest mountains in the world to hold your lavalamp

Oh great and masterful DO, I also bring you this fine selection of fake moustaches. From daring criminal to the creepy kind, from the bushy Majors' style to the common, "I just drank a milkshake." There's one for every occasion!

 

*Worships, hoping her gift is acceptable*

 

oooh.  Snazzy.

 

4 points

*walks in*

Hmmph

*notices the Geek...no, the Great Lord*

:o

 

Oh Great Dark One, I made you a thread! :D

 

And I also bring you a finely carved Wheel. A perfect replica commissioned by...those WoT people who do that stuff. :P

 

The Wheel? This is the best gift ever!  7 points

 

*smashes it to pieces, looks around*

 

Nope, still imprisoned.  Wait, did you say replica??!

 

-4 points for getting my hopes up and then dashing them.

 

Total - 3 points

I bring you the plateu of the tallest mountains in the world to hold your lavalamp

 

Hmm . . . but I already have the tiny table.

 

*sets lava lamp on tiny table, then tiny table on plateau*

 

Yes, this will do.

 

3 points

I bring you the supercalafragelistic espialidocious device.

A know head burster

4 points

*walks in*

Hmmph

*notices the Geek...no, the Great Lord*

:o

 

Oh Great Dark One, I made you a thread! :D

 

And I also bring you a finely carved Wheel. A perfect replica commissioned by...those WoT people who do that stuff. :P

 

The Wheel? This is the best gift ever!  7 points

 

*smashes it to pieces, looks around*

 

Nope, still imprisoned.  Wait, did you say replica??!

 

-4 points for getting my hopes up and then dashing them.

 

Total - 3 points

 

I bring you a compliment on your math skills. They are good.

I bring you a stash of Macallan 18!