Oh great Dark One, I give you the gift of 27 nuclear bombs with which you can wreak havoc across the world.

 

*Balefires the nuclear bombs*

 

Are you suggesting I need human weapons with which to wreak havoc?  Consider your answer carefully.

Of course not.  You don't NEED anything to wreak havoc.  Your success and domination of everything in the world is assured no matter what, the nuclear bombs aren't as much the means as something interesting to provide entertainment.  For example you could use them as fireworks and in other ways that your brilliant mind might contrive.

 

But in the mean time, I present the gift of a Japanese scientist who, while not being able to tell one chemical from another very well, plays the guitar quite well.

Oh great DO, I contrived an alternate ending to that horrid movie that was about those so called "Vampires"

 

 

ok, all twilight refs need to stop

 

2 points

Oh great Dark One, I give you the gift of 27 nuclear bombs with which you can wreak havoc across the world.

 

*Balefires the nuclear bombs*

 

Are you suggesting I need human weapons with which to wreak havoc?  Consider your answer carefully.

Of course not.  You don't NEED anything to wreak havoc.  Your success and domination of everything in the world is assured no matter what, the nuclear bombs aren't as much the means as something interesting to provide entertainment.  For example you could use them as fireworks and in other ways that your brilliant mind might contrive.

But in the mean time, I present the gift of a Japanese scientist who, while not being able to tell one chemical from another very well, plays the guitar quite well.

 

Now *this* I can use.  5 points

Oh Great DO, I bring you this site to vent your frustrations out:

 

Twilight Sucks

 

This led me to the New Moon rifftrax.  4 points

Oh Great DO I bring you Ed and Adella's heads on a plate for defiling your presence with such rubbish.

 

5 points, and a promotion to Nae'blis

OH Great DO, I bring you Bayonetta!

 

The woman, not the game. ;)

 

*bows out of the room*

 

Magical hair is worth 3 points

Oh Great DO, I bring you a llama with an afro and sunglasses.

Oh Dark One I give thee a humble apology, and beg for mercy for starting such rubbish in the first place! :-X

 

I also give thee Eric's Blackhole Bean Coffee!

 

Thanks for the apology and groveling.  4 points.

 

But I don't drink coffee.  -1 for not being fully aware of all my habits and desires

*bows*

 

Oh Great Lord, I am your most humble of servants and bring you brownies...the good kind.   ;)

 

*bows*

 

mmmmm . . . brownies.

 

3 points.

 

Plus 3 more for it being the good kind.  By which I assume you mean kosher.  *nods*

 

oooh, look at the colors . . .

Oh great DO I bring you a yellow jar

 

*Melds the yellow and blue jars together to form a green jar.*

 

1 point

Oh Great DO, I bring you a llama with an afro and sunglasses.

 

Now he understands.

 

5 points

Oh wonderful DO, who's presence humbles me, I bring you a super genius koala that knows 76,402 digits of Pi, but still has difficulties walking up and down stairs.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

I bring you the gift of laughter? o_0

The shrill Naeann kind that hurts people to the point of extreme pain.

 

:D

 

 

 

:-* @ Nae.

O Lord and Master of Eternity, I present to thee the Tardis, stolen from Pete's Doctor Who game.

Oh Great Lord of the Dark, i bask in your magestic darkness. I bring you something almost as dark and volotile as your fabulous self - a special flask of anti-matter to wreck on your destruction upon creation if you so desire.

Oh great lord of the dark I bring you a Red jar, a Brown jar, and a Purple jar.

Oh DO I give thee a BaLrogP. :D

Most illustrious and elaborate DO! I give you this never ending jar of Wickles!

Most illustrious and elaborate DO! I give you this never ending jar of Wickles!

 

As do I!

OH great DO!

 

I bring thee...

 

*drum roll*

 

An ulti-jar!

 

Can be any color you wish...whenever you wish...HOWever you wish...like play-doh... o' dhoom o.O

*BaLe stabs Blig Blog and gives the great DO the gift as his*

 

Only you are so deserving oh great Master!

*heals his wound*

 

Make sure I'm dead next time.

 

*destroys BaLe* How? You don't want to know...

 

*takes his gift back and kneels on the corpse as he gives the Ulti-Jar to the DO*

OH, Great Lord, I bring you the greatest gift of all time....

 

Tickle Protection for eternity!

 

With this...you will never be tickled again!

 

*bows to the waiting worms*

Top That!

Oh meticulously articulate master,

 

Get excited!

 

*Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink*

 

I bring you a chill & grill sesh with Hank Moody, the character from the hit tv show Californication.  Enjoy the sarcasm and witty remarks that will have you laughing your glasses off.

Oh wonderful DO, who's presence humbles me, I bring you a super genius koala that knows 76,402 digits of Pi, but still has difficulties walking up and down stairs.

 

4 points

 

*assigns Ed to take the koala on the Rocky Balboa run to the top of the stairs, without injury to said Koala*