I've no idea then.

A backscratcher? Really? Nope never ever never would have guessed that. I still like sock-em bop them robots...

 

So do you just scratch your own back with it or...?

Yeah, it's like a wooden stick with claws at the end.  And you can scratch your own back with.

 

:D

Can you scratch my back with it? And is wood a good scratcher? Well obviously it is if it is the ultimate gift. Do you scratch anything else with it? Your foot or your nose since that is an itchy place *Nods*

Well, mostly just one's back.  The rest don't require a specific device to reach.

Death. So that you don't have to suffer mortals anymore.

Life. For the exact opposite reason.

Why would you want to suffer mortals? I would rather suffer immortals...

I would rather eat a chicken.

I just had egg for deener. :)

Also, Meesh. (In actual answer to your question)

is a squizzle

With mad skizzle.