O.o

 

This situation seems awfully familiar.

It is, isn't it. Your amnesia shall serve me well... Abhorsen!

No, you look a lot like Kerrigor....

 

With a taser, which is kind of messed up....

 

Better than Abhorsen's Get, I've heard that one before!

 

*grabs Ranna*

 

My bells against your taser, which will emerge triumphant?

Clearly, Garth Nix. *pulls out author* *wins*

Me too meesh. Me too

Should I taser you too?

Me too meesh. Me too

You're probably closer to having that kind of money....

 

Clearly, Garth Nix. *pulls out author* *wins*

*pulls out Brandon Sanderson*

 

No, much as I love Garth Nix, Brandon wins.

*whips out Robert Jordan's soul* You cannot withstand the Grim Reaper... Tremble before me! And this guy *waggles soul of RJ*

Pfft, I don't approve of Godmoding.

 

*walks away to hang out with the living cool authors that don't godmode*

Pfft, I don't approve of Godmoding.

 

*walks away to hang out with the living cool authors that don't godmode*

Heh? Grim Reaper != OK?

Grim Reaper Godmoding != OK.

 

Grim Reaper = Fine.

 

(godmoding--where no matter what, you "can't lose." Like:

 

Suzy: *stabs Roger*

Roger: *whips out his invisible super-powerful shield that blocks any blow and laughs in Suzy's face*)

 

Always one-upping people no matter what is godmoding!

 

"You cannot withstand the Grim Reaper"<--hinted you were going to keep trying to one-up me!

 

Not that I have a problem with "losing," myself, just as long as I get to "win" some, too. :D

 

WithOUT going to crazy lengths. ;)

I puoched a monkey in the face

I stabbed a Zep in the foot.

OK... fair 'nuff.

As long as it's not fair snuff. O.o

'tis not, and will never be.

I'm Darth Squirrely, and I approve that message. :D

Prethithely.

 

With a capital "Q."

EXACTLY!  (With an undercase sweatshirt)

 

Clearly, Garth Nix. *pulls out author* *wins*

*pulls out Brandon Sanderson*

 

No, much as I love Garth Nix, Brandon wins.

Epic success. :D

 

 

 

'Sactly right! :D

 

 

Now, don't let that discourage you from reading Garth Nix!!

 

He is epically amazingly awesome. :D

 

He just happens not to be QUITE as AWESOMELY EPICALLY TOTALLY FANTASTICALLY WONDERFULLY AMAZING as Brandon. :D

And that is what they say about me

Not that I doubt you or anything, Zep, but I have to ask...

 

Who are "they?"

 

>.>

Well, "they" is quite unindubitably the square root of Them, multiplied by the sum of all and some.

 

Divided by Pie.

Give or take  :D

Your impeccable math skills have left me speechless with wonder.

 

I now feel inferior and must go bury myself in a hole.

 

*does so*

 

Yay! :P

ONE OF these DAYS.

 

Kaching.

 

*decides to go into glass blowing*

Today has depressed me beyond belief. I'm almost in shock.

 

Okay, I'm exaggerating slightly.  But today has kind of deprived me of everything I need to keep myself afloat.