YUP... I'M THE DARKONE THIS MONTH!!!!!  AND MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP AT THE END OF THE MONTH SO I WANT EXTRA GOOD GIFTS!!!!!  OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!

I bring you..........Me. Beat me, torture me, send me to the meat grinder!

Take your pick. :D

I bring you..........Ed. Beat him, torture him, send him to the meat grinder!

Take your pick.  :D

Hmmm....Seems oddly famliar.

 

Oh, great and awesome Dark One, take this impotent fool, and use him for fodder!

Oh great DO I bring you Martha Stewart to make you Martha goodies so you don't have to.

Oh great and wonderful DO, I bring you this this webpage about why Gemini rock ;) Seriously, they are like.. The coolest people ever!!!

 

 

http://horoscopes.aol.com/astrology/zodiac-central/gemini

Oh Great and all Powerful Lord of the Dark!! I bring you a summoning book. Open the book and write any name you like, a gateway will open and the victim will be sucked into your presence already bound to be tortured at your pleasure.

ED:  I ALREADY TORTURE YOU AS MUCH AS I WISH... :P 5 POINTS

SOME1: DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU GET TWO OF THE SAME PRESENTS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? :P 5 POINTS FOR BEING FUNNY THOUGH

ED: HE WAS FUNNY THOUGH... 2 POINTS

PETE: YUM I LIKE COOKIES! 5 POINTS

ADELLA: 5 POINTS FOR THE WEBSITE AND 5 FOR BEING A FELLOW GEMINI= 10 POINTS

AMA: ME LIKES!!!!  5 POINTS

I bring you a birthday cake. Cus you can't have a birthday without cake. Don't eat it before your birthday. That isn't allowed. If you eat it, you'll have no cake on your birthday and then you'll feel sad.

 

Hax,

Treating Nae like a child

I bring you myself, a professional gift wrapper (I work at Hallmark) to wrap all your gifts so you may then unwrap them on your birthday. We all know half the fun of having a birthday is getting to be destructive to get to your presents! ;D

Great Lord, if Hax truly cared he would have got you a real cake, not just words...

 

 

I give you Nermal. Cos, well, you know!

HAX: 5 POINTS FOR THE CAKE AND THEN -5 POINTS FOR TELLING ME I'LL BE SAD = 0 POINTS

ADELLA:  YOU ARE HIRED FOR CHRISTMAS TOO! 5 POINTS

AMA: THAT IS GROSS!  NO POINTS!  WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM??? A TROLLOC?

ELI:  WHAT?  WHO IS NERMAL?  GARFIELD'S FRIEND? 2 POINTS

T'was the head of the Creator *nods* LOL

 

 

 

Better? :D

Garfield's arch nemisis.

 

*sigh*

AMA: THAT LOOKS MUCH TASTIER... 5 POINTS!  *FEEDS THE OTHER THING TO THE SILLYSPAWN*

ELI: I LIKE NERMAL... 5 POINTS!  DON'T SIGH AT ME THOUGH.. IT'S 7:44 IN THE MORNING AND IM NOT READY TO BE AWAKE.

I didn't say you were going to be sad! I said that if you eat your cake before your birthday so that there will be no cake on your actual birthday, then you might be sad. It was sage advice!

 

Hax,

Doesn't know the meaning of the word sage

Oh great DO I bring you a guaranteed managerial spot.  :-*

I bring you... YouTube! Populated with funny videos, like

!

Don't be angry. Be cheesy. :P

Oh, great dark one, I bring you Ashaman DeRouge, back to serve you once more.

I give you an organ and a cosmiucpanda clone through which to play the tortured screams of thine enemies. :P

Oh great one, in celebration of the month of your birth, I kick off a series of festivities that will lead to a climax on your birthday!

 

To start, we must pamper you in the spa-of-darkness where dozens of your supplicants will rub and massage every ounce of soreness from your splendid feet, using exotic oils and lotions to grant you sensations such as you've never experienced before! Luxuriate in an oasis of calm as flocks of pristine white doves are released into the sky, and then shot down so that their feathers might be plucked out and used to gently tickle your skin and powder you in scented minerals! Languish in a rose petal bath as faithful servants fight to the death for the privilege of scrubbing your dark back!!! A thousand delicate butterflies have been stolen from their meadows and pastures so that collectively their wings can stir a gentle breeze to air you dry! As you emerge from the spa, resplendent in your pampered skin, a chorus of praise will sing out as you mount your throne and await the procession of gift-givers to arrive!

Oh beautiful and cunning DO, I bring you Aust, he will always be yours and do whatever you wish him to do.

HAX: YOU AMUSE ME... 5 POINTS

PETE:  I'D RATHER JUST GET PAID TO PLAY MAFIA... 4 POINTS

LO13: i LIKE THE FUNNY VIDS ON YOUTUBE.. 5 POINTS

KIVAM:  AWESOME! 5 POINTS!

EDIE:  I HAVE THE REAL PANDA.. SORT OF.. BUT CLONES ARE GOOD.. CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY PANDYS. 5 POINTS

AUST:  THAT WAS REALLY LONG.  SO LONG AS THE BUTTERFLYS GET TO GO BACK TO THEIR MEADOW... 5 POINTS

PETE: I ALREADY OWN AUST. :p  5 POINTS THOUGH...

Oh, great Dark One, I bring you two You Tube videos.

 

One, a freaky baby, with which to torture your enemies:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkjyZHZhokM&feature=player_embedded

 

And two, "how not to drink vodka . . . through your eye"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJy_aBFcIk