Oh Great One! I bring you Scooby Doo! He can keep you company and find bad guys and all you need to feed him is Scooby Snacks!

Oh great and powerful DO, I bring you a bucket of Scooby Snacks, to go nicely with your ScoobyDoo! ;D

Oh might DO, I bring ye Shaggy, to add to your harem and to amuse you besides the dog Scooby-DO...o.

Oh Great DO, I bring you this chocolate fudge brownie icecream!

*Worship*

MOGGY: YOU MEAN TO GET MORE BATTERIES I HAVE TO LISTEN TO AQUA FOR 8 HOURS STRAIGHT?!?  NO POINTS!

MOGGY: BUT 5 POINTS FOR THE ORIGINAL BATTERIES AND APPROPRIATE GROVELLING ;)

BLIGGY: I LIKE SCOOBY! 5 PTS

ADELLA: GOOD IDEA.. GOTTA KEEP SCOOB HAPPY 5 PTS

LO13: I'M SENSING A TREND HERE... 5 PTS

MOGGY: MMMM MY FAVORITE! 10 POINTS:p

Ah... thus, do I bring you a megaphone, that your yelling might be abetted. Also, I bring ye "CAPS-LOCK" that your computer might better interpret your commands.

Oh great and powerful DO, I bring you this list of why Redheads will one day rule the world:

#1 We will not get skin cancer, as we do not go out in the sun for fear of dying.

#2 Red hair is a genetic mutation. Therefore, it puts us in better stead for the future.

#3 A 2002 study found that redhead are harder to sedate than any other people requiring twenty percent more anesthesia. We're a stronger bunch than you lot.

#4 Redheads don't turn grey. Red hair turned sandy, then white. They are also found to loose their color later in life than people carrying other hair colours.

#5 In Denmark it is an honour to have a redheaded child.

#6 Red headedness is, genetically speaking, a recessive trait. It may appear after several generations of darker hair. Meaning your children could end up being ginger. Watch out what you say!!!

#8 According to legend, King Arthur was a red head and said that he would return one day to lead Britain through hardship. Both Elizabeth I and Winston Churchill were ginger, so this is the fulfilment of a prophesy that gingers are better for Britain.

#9 In cases of severe malnutrition, normally dark human hair may turn red. Ginger people are meant to live for longer.

#10 Ginger people will have noticed that there was no number 7.

#11 Ginger people will not have then gone to look for number 7, just to make sure it wasn't there.

 

*Worship*

Oh great DO, I have cut off all of Moggy's lustrous red tresses of hair and made it into a great big weave so that you can add it to your own magnificent mane!

Omnipotent and Dark One, I bring ye a scythe, that ye may collect upon those who renege upon their oaths... or just happen to piss you off.

Errm, Aust, I don't have red hair... ::)

 

*Worships the mighty and powerful DO*

Today, I bring you this set of green curtains*

*Grovel*

Oh mighty Lord, I give you... the Ironman suit, fully functional for you to play with as you will.

Oh mighty Lord, I give you... the Ironman suit, fully functional for you to play with as you will.

 

Me? Why thank you! You couldn't mean the DO... she's a lady.

Oh mighty Lord, I give you... the Ironman suit, fully functional for you to play with as you will.

 

Me? Why thank you! You couldn't mean the DO... she's a lady.

 

The DO is so mighty that she transcends mere mortal terms, and all honourifics apply to her equally, even though they do not do justice in portraying her greatness.

 

You, however, are a lowly minion who is worth nothing, and clearly so far inferior that you thought you could fathom the Great Lord's might.

Errm, Aust, I don't have red hair... ::)

 

*Worships the mighty and powerful DO*

Today, I bring you this set of green curtains*

*Grovel*

 

Ohh.. well let's just say then that I grabbed one of those quickie dye-job bottles like you always see in the commercials  ::)

My All Knowing, Beautiful Mistress *grovels*  I bring you Dora the Explorer's head!

 

Or is that only my fantasy?

 

*grovels*

 

I bring you Pineapple Upside Down Cake...half with the cherries and half without (just in case)

LO: ODDLY ENOUGH.. MY COMPUTER ALREADY HAS CAPS LOCK.  NO POINTS

MOGGY: I'M NOT REALLY A REDHEAD EITHER.. KINDA BROWNISH/RED AT TIMES DEPENDING ON HOW I DYE IT NO POINTS

AUST: I DON'T WANT A WEAVE.. CERTAINLY NOT FROM A DREADIE!  NO POINT :P

LO: I CAN JUST KILL THEM WITH THE OP BUT OK... 3 POINTS

MOGGY: UMM THANKS?  3 POINTS CAUSE I LIKE GREEN

BARM: SOUNDS FUN 5 POINTS

LO: SPAM IN MY THREAD... -5 POINTS

BARM: PROPER GROVELLING AND RETORT TO LO  5 POINTS EACH= 10 POINTS

AUST:  WHERE'S MY GIFT? -5 POINTS!

TIGS:  THAT SOUNDS YUMMY 5 POINTS  AND ANOTHER 5 FOR DORA'S HEAD.  HATE THAT STUPID SHOW!  SHE REPEATS TOO MUCH.

Oh mighty and powerful lord, I bring you a passport and the executives of American Airlines, so that you may go where you wish whenever you wish.

ED: 9

SOME1: 0

PETE; 37

ADELLA: 26

AMA: 20

HAX: 5

ELI: 7

LO13: 21

KIVS: 15

EDIE: 5

AUST: 20

LIMI: 15

LILY: 23

BARM: 20

WOLFIE: 10

TIGS: 21

WOMBY: 5

MOGS: 23

BLIG: 5

BARM: 5 MORE POINTS

 

 

 

 

YOU ALL HAVE TIL MONDAY NIGHT TO PLEASE ME.... LAST CHANCE!

Oh great DO, I bring my gift of a solar powered taser, so that you may subdue Barm and do to him as you please! I also offer you the worship you deserve, and it would grace me if you were to shine your face upon my lowliness.

Oh powerful and mighty Lord of the Dark, whose name strikes fear into all lowly mortals beneath you, I present you with all of the oil from BP's current oil spill to use as you wish. I dare not suggest what uses you may have for it though, as my inferior mind could surely not come up with such insidious plans and ideas as your truly magnificent mind could.

Here's a fancy mint cookies 'n cream ice cream cake.

 

And to sing to you, here's Brad Pitt clad only in a bowtie and underwear

REY: 5 POINTS

BARM: 5 POINTS- AT THE LEAST IT GETS IT OUT OF THE OCEAN

KRAK: 5 POINTS EACH- 10 PTS