Anyone who posts in this thread, i will insult... But with shakespearean etiquite and style!

go ahead

Away, you bottle-ale rascal, you filthy bung, away!

Thou art a quailing boil-brained monkey!

Thou warped hasty-witted dewberry!

Thine mother was a hamster, and doth father smelt' of elderberries

Shakespeare's characters all suck. They're all so damned predicatable.

 

"Oh my! Something dramatic seems to have happened, so I'm going to act on my first impulse!"

"Oh my! I seem to have killed myself!"

oh my

Thine mother was a hamster' date=' and doth father smelt' of elderberries[/quote']

 

Thou fawning malmsey-nosed baggage!

 

Shakespeare's characters all suck. They're all so damned predicatable.

 

"Oh my! Something dramatic seems to have happened' date=' so I'm going to act on my first impulse!"

"Oh my! I seem to have killed myself!"[/quote']

 

Thou rank beef-witted puttock

 

oh my

 

Thou vain motley-minded fustilarian

Thou weedy hell-hated scut!

Thou impertinent brazen-faced maggot-pie!

Thou Ignorant, Rabbit Loving Boot-licker

Thou goatish base-court fustilarian

You know

That form of speaking is so old

The insults don't mean anything anymore

still amusing

of course it is

thou art a liver licking, crow footed rapscallion

You know

That form of speaking is so old

The insults don't mean anything anymore

 

Silence, begone, ye giddy goose!

i doth believe that that was a good insult chilli

thou art a fine breath of fresh air from this stuffiness of these crude companions

That's a compliment, what you just said! XD Clever.

 

 

It would've been good a few hundred years ago, ok, times change, thou spongy milk-livered haggard!

woolheaded idiot i knew that

(to borrow from expressions in Randland)

If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

but how are you to be so sure that it won't be your own wit to first go in the hole?

*decides to stand by, watching*

*challenges zyr*

you're all ass holes!