"You know, just idly standing out in the driveway... picking your ass... when you come across.. an object!" - George Carlin

*pinches the southern*  ;)

Gasp! *slaps Kads' nose right off*

8) I may have no nose, but I'm still hot

*finds Kads' nose and puts it in a box under her bed which flattens it out because her mattress is on the floor*

you need a bed frame.

Do not! I likes the floor.

*places a pea under rey's matress*

 

*thinks about this*

 

*exchanges it for a golf ball*

:( nobody ever pinches the eastern cheeks. they have a beach too.

That's because they have sand between them which is very unattractive and somewhat uncomfortable.

*pinches the western cheeks*

beccuase theres is only the one pair. since unicorns died out anyway.

*pinches loki's love handles...* wait... i can't pinch these... loki! eat so i can pinch you!

Loki is unpinchable  :(

muwhahaha *pinches seagulls*

[move]hi.look!I MakededarainbowbecauseIamsuperbored.howaboutyou?[/move]

 

*watches a seagull shi poopy on loki in return for hte pinches*

i believe the term is guano

 

hehe ;D *pokes bordness with a shiney stick*

*spam* with added spammyness for spamtastic spam. with extra spam. and chips.

you didn't even clean it off... that's just nasty loki babe.

adds taste my dear mod, now eat, i dont wanta have to get all anti suffragette on your ass now

aww why not? I wanna see that!!  ;D

fine ill get to tubes *stomps off*

zunk!

Mooey

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