Embrace the pain!  EMBRACE IT!!

*bawls*

*walks in front of her all militarily-like*

 

Bawlin' an' whinin' is not becoming in a Fiddler!  You must embrace the pain and madness.  Embrace it, and twist it to your own making!  Use your pain as your advantage and your opponents weakness!

meep?

 

Oh. Ok.

 

Ahem.... *throws shards of mirror into yer heart as I pull them out of my feet*

Now that's the Fiddler I knew you were!

 

*falls to the ground dead*

*dances on dsages grave*

*breaks thorums legs from the grave*

*WALKS away*

Here's the part in the story where the mermaids all make fart bubbles in unison. Everybody listen real good!

*sinks the British Isles*

(don't tell the Irish)

Ooh, jigsaw puzzle!  :D *takes Jelly's face apart and puts it back together all wrong*

But now it really is possible for you to talk out of both sides of your mouth...

*makes off with Jelly's mouth when she's not looking*

*listens to Jelly's mouth prattling on independant of its owner for a while until it gets annoying then locks the thing in a box and buries it under the pyramids*

*stuffs a pig full of reyler*

It told me to fall off a cliff... I wasn't sure so I'm waiting for confirmation from you...

*heats up some more tea and bring it to Jelly* Need any sugar or honey or something?

*puts in two cubes of sugar* So why do you Darksiders like tea so much?

I guess your a unique DL/Darksider... Yay!!! I got a master thats better than other evil peoples!

*gets under the covers of the bed* Now I'm invisible!!!

Shhhh. Someone might try and eat my soul!

Yay! I'm safe.... or am I? Well I'm gonna get off for a while so bye! :D

*pokes jelly and watches her jiggle*

 

 

Jelly jiggles like a bowlful of Santa Clause's stomach... Or is it Santa's stomach jiggles like a bowful of Jelly? ???