:-\ 

Ooh, hold that just like that! *spray paints that face on the front of Toy's head*

Only in Lake Titicaca, rey-rey.

"What the hell is a bunghole? Will you go find out what a bunghole is?"

 

"You are a bunghole! Hm! And so am I! We are all bungholes!"

That sounds familiar, but I can't place it.

The Great Cornholio!

Really?  Hmm.  I was WAY off.

Well *spins you around really fast* try heading in *stops you abruptly* THAT direction.

*changes direction by 10 degrees south*

It's okay to eat fish, cause they don't have any feelings.

Heck, they'll forget you're eating them 2 seconds into it anyways.  ::)

Stop teasing the peacock's hairdo, it won't get into the Emmys no matter how many Fig Newtons you arm it with.

That reminds me, how many times can you dunk your head into a vat of chocolate without getting chocolate on you?  My record is 16.

I've never tried...

Well why ever not?  :o

You know, never had a vat of chocolate lying around.  :-[

Shame on you!  *shakes head*

You could always send me one.

Can't.  The government busted me on that the last six times.

I knew you were in Guantanamo!

Hey, that was a mistake on their part.  I didn't have nothin' to do with that barbie doll!

So they just made up their evidence against you? Not our government!  :o

No, they didn't make it up.  Simply confused me with another person.

 

Yeah, that was it.

 

>.>

...*doesn't believe and doesn't want to either*

well, that's your choice.  And this is mine...

 

*Shoves zy's own leg down his throat and throws him in a cardboard box and ships him to Idaho*