Canada is about as much a state as Puerto Rico is.

Exactly.

 

'Xactomundo!

 

Misspelling!

Barm will probably eat the both of us if he ever sees all that.

Well, it's true.  Neither of them are a US state.

But we treat them both that way anyway.

You may.

 

I September.

*drowns you*

*Sue's grounded*

That poor tyrannosaur!

Taken from NotAlwaysRight.com

 

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This Chicken Has Flown The Coop

Zoo | San Francisco, CA, USA

 

(Working at the zoo, I hear a lot of strange things from visitors…)

 

Me: *feeds chickens*

 

Older man: “Oh, you’re a bus stop!”

 

Me: “Huh?”

 

Older man: “A bus stop! You’re a bus stop, aren’t you?”

 

Me: “?”

 

Woman: “No, she’s not a bus stop.”

 

Older man: “…oh.”

 

Me: *completely at a loss*

 

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Ah, the senile...

I'll take that as a good sign.

Okay, but it's your funeral putting it up on a pole.

My funeral doesn't have time to dawdle with poles and signs.

My funeral says your funeral is a sissy, and if your funeral doesn't like that, it can meet my funeral on the playground after school.

My funeral is sorry to say that it cannot accept such a proposal at this early stage.

*shrug* It's your funeral's funeral.

That was...amusing...

It was kind of lame and kind of telegraphed, but I couldn't resist going through with it.

I was speaking of the entire affair, not that one post.

 

But yeah, I agree.

Spam is spam if it gets this thread past the Kin.

It also gets my feet clean in the night.

... wash them?

While they're already clean?  No.

*picks daisies*