*snort* I take it you don't realise what I was using emeralds as a euphemism for.

I do, but you want to up your post count right? Well if I went with what you were saying, I wouldn't be able to post...i'd be to busy rolling on the floor throwing up.  :P

*does it again*

Ah, but I was ready this time.  ;)

 

 

*clouts Booger in the temple with a brick*

another one rides the bus

Well I certainly wouldn't trust him to drive after I've just mashed his brains into oatmeal.

who said anyone was driving?

So the bus is a runaway?

Ah, but I have never had ANY brains WHATSOEVER, so HA!  :P

Yeah.  Nice.

So what's all this leaking out of your head, fudge?

Lubricant.

Nah, you crushed the Mayo I had stored up there.  :-\

Good, that stuff is disgusting.

I was gonna use it on my samich too!  >:(

Yeah.  Miracle Whip is the only way to go!  >:(

But how can I trust your opinion, you have sex with cheese and eat small children in your secret mountain cave

I do not!  You confuse me with Blig or someone else.

Who does? The sage man?  ???

Toy, I can't trust the words of a man with celery in his brain.

 

Booger, by your own admission you have no brain. thusly I plant a bomb in your mouth and sew your lips shut.

Hey!  That was Sam!  Not me!  I don't have celery in my head!  HE has celery in my head!  BIG difference!

I now have a brain, I just got it put in. *nods*

Bulls***!

*takes it out and puts it back in upside down and wrapped in aluminum foil*