Well, keep working at that.  Wish you well.

 

*turns reddy inside out, revealing a stuffed penguin with a bag of melted cheese*

Thanks.

But it's a lost cause.

I'll NEVER enjoy not smoking.

>:(

* takes a lick of melted cheese *

Cheddar?

???

Swiss

That's okay Gwampy, as long as I enjoy you not smoking, all is well.

Yeah, we just have the negative effect of having to hear about gramps hating it.

Hey pass that loki-blunt over here wouldja?

Can't, he stapled his tongue to the table.

Man, you never see the simple solutions *cuts loki's tongue off*

Well, thing is, THAT isn't the tongue he stapled.

Okay, well, when you say that loki "stapled his tongue to the table", his means somebody other than loki? Like Gwampy?

No.  It's lokis tongue.  Just not that one.

*cuts off the other ones* PUT EM IN A PIE

Aw, look at you.  always thinking of pies.

I watched a lot of Three Stooges when I was younger.

Yeah.  Them's was good times.

*teaches the cabbages to sing*

I don't like those leafy voices.

You're just prejudiced!

NO, I'm predjedjuiced.

Hm, we've managed to pack about 700 posts onto this thread in the last ten days or so. Could be worse, but could still be a lot better.

*licks revel with emancipated tongues*

 

*rolls loki's phalanx of tongues into a ball and wraps it up in papier mache*

*applies bubble gum*

NOOOOO IT IS RUINED *pitches it into the river*

Yay!  *gives self a cookie*