but i do pay them in chaos. they just have to help maintain the levels.

Well... alright, sign me up. I'm in need of some disorder and chaos.

The highest form of chaos... raves.

I don't go in for raves. Musics too loud, people are usually gross, the music usually isn't very good, and diseases, lots and lots of diseases.

Exactly it's chaos heaven. But I agree with you, the things that go on there... *shudder*

But then again there's lots of alcohol and usually a few attractive females.

Well theres always attractive females if you drink enough. But I prefer good ol' concerts for the attractive ladies.

Yeah, less uncalled for touching...... sometimes.

*switches formats*

Yea... accidental bumps and what not... *sigh*

The innocent brushing.....

And then there are things that are completely non-tactical, like the pop out.

Oh yes, you MUST love the pop out. Everyone loves the pop out.

I love the un-noticed pop out, where it's just kind of there for whole minutes with no move whatsoever to fix it.

Or the "I don't care it's poped out" pop out. OR the "Oh it's poped out? Well the other can come out too" pop out.

The "Oh it's popped out? Well the other can come out too" pop out, is totally my favorite, and it's actually pretty easy to acheive...

Tank tops + lots of alchol + jumping/ gravity.

I LOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEE tank tops! :D

Totally, that and loose fitting bikins are our friends. But for some reason... I just love the tank toppage.

Mmmmmmmmmm...... tank toppage *drools*

 

And of COURSE the short skirtage.

Short skirts! Yum, but short skirts and escalators...

Oh yes. Or air vents, or ladders, or counters, or any number of other leaning apperatices.

Air vents... yet to see that, but I imagine it must be pretty interesting doing the whole marilyn monroe scene with such short skirts... I love women. :D

Yeah, they're pretty grand. 8)

i actually have had a fan blow out a dress type thing... but only jake was there to see and laugh. it is interesting to say the least.