Would you jump off of Petermans Bridge?

"CRAP!"

Wait, where did the unicorns go? They had pudding! :(

Jenn's got them in the pudding mines.

"Why are you going after the jeep?"

 

"Because it's locked-on."

 

"Well, unlock it."

 

"The last time I unlocked it, I killed Church!"

 

"Oh, right...keep hitting the jeep then."

*hums the theme from Beetlejuice while pulling out Toy's fingernails with a pair of pliers*

Bored?

My spam gland is a bit worn out lately, maybe.

Who knows, maybe you ought to catch a break. As long as you don't stay gone.

I just need sleep. And maybe some of that Chaney-plant.

*'chine-guns 'er*

*sews Toy's face to the chair*

Sounds like a party.

Sounds like poultry

The chicken dance works too.

I was hoping to try passing Cleo tonight, but I think sleep is more important. There's a weekend ahead, after all.

Indeed, a weekend of productivity.

If reyler passes Cleo I promise I'll be in Fiddles more often.

You're on reyler. Bring us home a classic fiddler.

* tries to think of spam *

* can't *

* lifts leg and pees on fire hydrant *

* goes to find some breakfast *

Thinking about spamming? You sir, fail at life.

hmm fail at life

 

Feil at lifa?

efil lia fat?

file it alia?

Warblethroat Hobgoblin?

 

*cackles*

You said Fat!

Classic Fiddler  :D

Damn right *winks*