reyler said it so much better than I.

Then who is that pulling away right now?

 

*ploink*

*swallows Raena all the way up to her belly button*

That tickles!

 

It must be that lone tooth...

I stoled the motorcycle from soybomb.

*gargles Rae's legs*

*humming*

 

"Livin' in an Amish Paradise..."

 

*humming*

Y'know that Weird Al is Canadian right?

He's from California. And I didn't even need Wikipedia.

Well that screws my sources. I need a baseball bat.

Always keep in mind that I know more things than you.

I don't pretend to be knowledgable. Just Amazing and Terminally Sexy.

And you can pretend to be Amazing and Terminally Sexy all you want, it still won't make it true. And yes I know you probably left that there for me to jump on, but it was just too tempting.

What can I say? The Terminal Sexiness drew you in.

Or rather, the chance to draw attention to its utter lack

 

I beg to differ.

Bah, why not Photoshop some attractive women into that pic instead?

All four of those women are from this website, and at least one of them is an admin.

Some people do anything for money.

Wait, there was money involved? Well why wasn't I informed?

Because you're not important enough

Well crap. Goes to show what I know.

It's okay  though, don't be sad.

I should enjoy being told by my bonded that I'm unimportant? Uh...