*squats*

 

Right, I'm taking over this thread now. It's mine.

 

I'll still let you post in it, though  :D

You people are just wannabe spammers. There's been no activity on this thread for three hours! That's almost most of a day.

try 1/8th...

pieces of eight, and all that, you know

1/8 is close to 1/2  :D

I don't know how to respond to being called a wannabe spammer by someone who in almost three years on this site hasn't even racked up two thousand posts, a number which I've several times put up in a single month. I think violence is appropriate. *applies to cosmicpanda's skull, in this precise order and at high velocity: flat of shovel blade, ironing board, sperm whale, whale sperm, Barmacral, 1963 Dodge Dart, toothpick*

That sounds...ggguuulllpppp...painful!!!  :o

I thought about sparing him/her/it the Barming, but I don't take kindly to upstarts.

Interesting how I am now a form of violence...

Only when flung.

I would say something to you panda breath, but rey already covered the bases for everyone.

A projectile! Should I vomit?

Yep.

And henceforth I shall call you rocket.

And you shall be rocket till you explode in a pool of vomit

Ewwwww

Well it had to happen eventually

But that doesn't mean you had to spoil the surprise >:(

What how was it a suprise then if you knew about it

I didn't fool! >:(

I shall kill you and reanimate you over and over and over!

And then it will be like back to the future over and over again ;D

Pardon me, gents.

Don't mean to interrupt.

Just need to make my daily post.

 

 

Are we there yet?

 

 

There you go.

Sorry about the interruption.

Please, carry on as you were.

Better if they don't carry on as they were; this poor thread doesn't deserve that kind of treatment.

I've got a couple of minutes before the ravioli and veggies are ready...shall we show them how it's supposed to be done? >:D

 

* kicks rey in the shin to try to get something started *

*breaks all of Gwampy's joints backwards so that his appendages jut out all funny-like*

I don't know how to respond to being called a wannabe spammer by someone who in almost three years on this site hasn't even racked up two thousand posts, a number which I've several times put up in a single month. I think violence is appropriate. *applies to cosmicpanda's skull, in this precise order and at high velocity: flat of shovel blade, ironing board, sperm whale, whale sperm, Barmacral, 1963 Dodge Dart, toothpick*

 

Aw honey I didn't mean to upset you.  :D

 

You must work very hard on your spam. But was the whale sperm really necessary?

* staggers all wobbly toward rey *

* grabs her *

* applies a super bear hug *

* gives her a big old drooly smooch right on the lips *  :-*

* considers adding a little tongue *

That might be playing with fire.