Only problem with that is I'd get slammed for being a terrorist faster than Bush can duck flying shoes.

But you're not Muslim (that I know of) or from the Middle East, and you can't grow a beard, they'd never look twice at you.

But you're not Muslim and you can't grow a beard, they'd never look twice at you.

 

The beard part is so true  ;D

All valid points, and no, not muslim in the slightest, I don't think I'd survive in their religion.

 

And thanks Danya, thanks so much (though it is true)

Sorry man, but I've seen pictures of you, and if you even need to shave I'd be surprised.

I do actually, every other day though, I do keep myself cleanshaven because it looks bad very quickly if I don't.

I remember the Creepy Crawler thing... I never got one but I remember seeing them.

 

And back in the 60's or something, hippies hande out LSD laced turkey sandwiches, kinda like what Reyler told you to do, proof that everything would work out perfectly.

Well as long as it isn't german soldiers giving you chocolate bars

* can't remember the lyrics so he just hums a few bars *

* toe tapping *

* Elvis hips kick in *

* still can't remember the words *

* goes back to sleep *

*whacks gramps with rolled up newspaper*

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

finished book too

sweet  ;D did you like it?

of course, onto book three now :p

coolbeans!! you'll love it!!

banned cause I know, this is the re-read... i have read them all before

 

edit: oh poo.. again sorry

You banned goddess? Say what?

sorry.. got bans on the mind... *runs and hides*

Its not me you have to hide from. *whistles*

I will hide anyway, I just love to ban too much

You better hide! Everyone loves Danya! :P

*towel-whips Corn*

Owwww!!! *flees* I've never been able to do that!

And I will do it again until you remove that foolish screaming from your sig!

* passes a delicately perfumed odor *

 

Are we there yet?

 

* wanders off *

* perfume trailing behind *

where are we going?